#1
A Little Library

I was sitting in the library,
just the other day.
Reading 'bout some history,
before our common ways!
The prehistoric, paleozoic,
all the different ages.
When that old naggy li-brarian
come walkin by my way.
She said:
"Boy, you got some fines
I know are way past due.
'Til you pay them off,
have I got work for you!!"

She took me by the hand and said
"Boy it's time to be a man!
Can you sort these books,
don't give me that look,
I know what you're thinking!"
I didn't know what she meant,
She musta been cray-ay-zay
I knew about books
I didn't have an inkling...

Workin' at the library
Trying' to get through my day
Just wasting my day away.
At the library!

I was workin' in the library,
sortin' books is hard.
Dewy got some crazy ways,
bet he never had a library card!
The system is so out of whack,
I don't know where to put these books back.
I heard a voice, "Get over here mister,"
I said "Sh! Keep it d own to a whisperrrr."

Workin' at the library
Trying' to get through my day
Just wasting my day away.
At the library!

No time for falling asleep,
Gotta organize the microfiche.
Putting books on stacks so high
Tryin' not to close my eyes, but
Out of a cloud of dust a sneeze
Comes a creepin up on me,
With little more than a frown
Those shelves come tumblin' down

Workin' at the library
Trying' to get through my day
Just wasting my day away.
At the library!