Suicidal Girlfriend that I need to breakup with w/o her killing herself

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#1
I need help I've been going out with this girl for only about 3 weeks but she seems to be a little too attached. When we first started dating she told me about her past relationship that ended up being reallllllly sketchy and long story short, she tried to kill herself at the end of it. Now even 3 weeks in she seems somewhat dependent on me saying things like, "I was so lost before you were in my life" and, "My life would be so much better if i had met you 6 months ago". Now, i know i want to breakup with her, but i don't want her killing herself in the process...so how do i this?

and I knowsome tools will say, "BROZEPH DON'T WORRYZ IF SHE KILLZ HERSELFZERS, DON'T LETS IT HANGZERZ OVER YA HEADZ" But i'd just rather she not take her own life

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#4
hmmmm, thats a predicament.

hmmmmm, i duno, talk to her?
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#5
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#6
Do it slowly. Like slowly be a bit of an ass to the point where she dumps you!

And then act sad when she dumps you, it might take a little while, but if it saves her life it's worth it.
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#8
why are you breaking up with her? whats so bad about her being dependent on you? that means she loves you.
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#9
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why are you breaking up with her? whats so bad about her being dependent on you? that means she loves you.

It also means she won't leave you alone about anything
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#10
Do you know for sure that she actually tried to commit suicide after her last relationship? I mean, I'm not saying she did or didn't, but you have to consider the possibility that she's just being dramatic and making more of her past experiences than there actually is.
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why are you breaking up with her? whats so bad about her being dependent on you? that means she loves you.


loving someone and being dependant on someone are different things.
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#12
Something like what FriskyDrisky said would be a perfect plan, if a little hard to pull off.

Make her not like you, not by being mean to her but by seeming not good enough for her somehow ... and she gets to dump you, preserves a whole load of dignity, and doesn't top herself.

Is she hot? Can I have her?

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#13
Talk to her parents and when you do break up with her become a best friend so she doesn't think you left her completely
#14
same problem.
only differnce is she broke up with me.
and I almost killed myself.
yeah...let here down slowly. be supportive even after break up. make sure she is okay. still talk to her. try to get help. counseling really does work.
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#17
If she'd be willing to kill herself after a 3week relationship then she's obviously got problems ... didn't mean that to sound so harsh and insulting sorry. Take blue_strats advice man.
#18
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why are you breaking up with her? whats so bad about her being dependent on you? that means she loves you.


theres a point where dependency turns into obsession.
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#19
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It also means she won't leave you alone about anything
"Boyfriend, should I eat my peas first or my mashed potatoes?"


Personally, I'd eat the potatoes first, but that's just me.
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Something like what FriskyDrisky said would be a perfect plan, if a little hard to pull off.

Make her not like you, not by being mean to her but by seeming not good enough for her somehow ... and she gets to dump you, preserves a whole load of dignity, and doesn't top herself.

Is she hot? Can I have her?

Pics?



haha "is she hot? can i have her?" enough said lol
#22
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same problem.
only differnce is she broke up with me.
and I almost killed myself.

yeah...let here down slowly. be supportive even after break up. make sure she is okay. still talk to her. try to get help. counseling really does work.


Thats pathetic...


Your reason for live was just for some girl?


You need to get back your self esteem
#23
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Thats pathetic...


Your reason for live was just for some girl?


You need to get back your self esteem



I'm sure you calling him pathetic helped heaps.
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#25
Man you picked a great time to cut her lose. You are one smooth devil. I'd say just help her out somehow don't just leave her.

Edit: Maybe we should sticky the relationships thread and have it in big bold letters?
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#26
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I'm sure you calling him pathetic helped heaps.



I didn't call him pathetic.


His actions of suicide was pathetic.
#27
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I didn't call him pathetic.


His actions of suicide was pathetic.


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Thats pathetic...


Your reason for live was just for some girl?


You need to get back your self esteem



Uhm?
Feed your mind.
#28
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Uhm?

READ EVERY THING

"His actions of suicide was pathetic."


For example: when you are doing something stupid and your friends thats so gay but there not calling you gay just what your doing gay.

horrible example I know.


Make sense to you yet?
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#29
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READ EVERY THING

"His actions of suicide was pathetic."



Still sounds like you're calling him pathetic to me.
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#30
kill her
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#31
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Still sounds like you're calling him pathetic to me.



Too bad that it sounds like that to you.
#32
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Too bad that it sounds like that to you.



Or anyone else who read what you said...
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#33
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Man you picked a great time to cut her lose. You are one smooth devil. I'd say just help her out somehow don't just leave her.

Edit: Maybe we should sticky the relationships thread and have it in big bold letters?


it used to be stickied, but for some reason they un-stickied it
#34
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Or anyone else who read what you said...


it doesnt matter, cause what he said made him sound pathetic you twit
the solution to the problem would be to be less pathetic
start by not taking internet insults seriously

EDIT: Apologies for the double post
#35
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it doesnt matter, cause what he said made him sound pathetic you twit
the solution to the problem would be to be less pathetic
start by not taking internet insults seriously

EDIT: Apologies for the double post



That post was messy and hardly understandable. Mind redoing?
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#37
graveworm i get what your saying. Suicide is the cowards way out. but back to the thread i say shes just looking for attention but you know her better than me and if shes not get her help man its the best thing you can do for her
#38
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Or anyone else who read what you said...


Nope, looks like your the only one that didn't get it... bummer.

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graveworm i get what your saying. Suicide is the cowards way out. but back to the thread i say shes just looking for attention but you know her better than me and if shes not get her help man its the best thing you can do for her


Looks like he got it.
#39
dont worry i get what you're saying
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#40
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Nope, looks like your the only one that didn't get it... bummer.



Because one person represents everyone. Calling his actions pathetic inadvertently calls him pathetic.
Feed your mind.
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