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#1
Since many of us were disapointed with the misleading title of a certain thread posted a few minutes ago. I thought why not have an actuall thread about trolls (Like the fantasy ones).

So talk about anything troll related.

Or even make up your own type of Troll and tell us about the different strengths is has. Maybe even draw a picture.


Have fun.


P.S. I already know this thread is incredibly stupid and nerdy, so you don't have to point that out.
"Swords, nature's hell sticks."- Trip Fisk
#6
Quote by Mudmen190
This is invisitroll.
Its invisible. It cannot die. It has infinite strength.



Thats what I'm talkin' about, keep up the good work!
"Swords, nature's hell sticks."- Trip Fisk
#7
Quote by LordBishek
Sorry I'm late guys.



I own that toy. No lie.
Feed your mind.
#10
Quote by paranoideyes
wut

Porn!
*reported, not really*

My troll is named Manny. He likes to make cupcakes and go on roller coasters. He's pink with green and blue hair. He also rapes children.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#11
How can trolls move with the armies/fight in LOTR?

According to the hobbit, in the daylight trolls turn to stone.

If they were moving with Saurons armies and fighting in the eternal siege on Gondor, they would have to find night time protection, something i didnt see happening as they obviously fought during the day.

Additionally, in the final battle, it was pure daylight yet characters in the movie battle a troll.

I wonder what theyre gonna do in the new hobbit movie if the trolls die in sunlight.

Also trolls cant speak in the movies??? can theyy???
#12
Mostly everybody posting in this thread is going to be banned for spam

EDIT: HEY! It rhymes
If Rock is a life-style, then Metal's an addiction

Yelloooow!


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Last edited by LazyLatinoRocke at Jul 18, 2008,
#13
Stigen leder högre upp
Mot svarta bergens snövita topp
En ädel syn ny väntas kan
Styrka uråldrig och ära sann

Jag döper mitt sinne
I sanningens bäck
Ur berget den rinna
Denna becksvarta ådra

Ur isen en staty
Av makt nu stiga
I nordiska natten
Tusen ögon skina

Berget dåna, kraft mig fylla
Denna urgud alla trollfolk hylla

Denna jord denna kraft
Som nu visat sig
Denna makt som lovats
Förnekas ej
Ett spjut jag skall smida och vässa
Trollfolkens krona skall pryda min hjässa
Den dag dock råda då jag heta kung
Rivfaders strävan må vara tung

Kung över folken av troll!


Finntroll FTW


Edit:

Quote by ascendancy2
Finntroll


Troll metal

Bollocks, I wasn't even the first one to mention them.
#14
Quote by alaub1491
How can trolls move with the armies/fight in LOTR?

According to the hobbit, in the daylight trolls turn to stone.

If they were moving with Saurons armies and fighting in the eternal siege on Gondor, they would have to find night time protection, something i didnt see happening as they obviously fought during the day.

Additionally, in the final battle, it was pure daylight yet characters in the movie battle a troll.

I wonder what theyre gonna do in the new hobbit movie if the trolls die in sunlight.

Also trolls cant speak in the movies??? can theyy???



Interesting, maybe Sauron bread that out of them.
"Swords, nature's hell sticks."- Trip Fisk
#15
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
Mostly everybody posting in this thread is going to be banned for spam


No this thread definitely has a legitimate topic that has to do with something and also, I felt i tried to take the topic seriously and put forth a logical argument.

Please stop trolling the troll thread.
#16
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
Mostly everybody posting in this thread is going to be banned for spam



why, were actually talking about trolls. Explain to me why this is spam?
"Swords, nature's hell sticks."- Trip Fisk
#20
Quote by alaub1491
How can trolls move with the armies/fight in LOTR?

According to the hobbit, in the daylight trolls turn to stone.

If they were moving with Saurons armies and fighting in the eternal siege on Gondor, they would have to find night time protection, something i didnt see happening as they obviously fought during the day.

Additionally, in the final battle, it was pure daylight yet characters in the movie battle a troll.

I wonder what theyre gonna do in the new hobbit movie if the trolls die in sunlight.

Also trolls cant speak in the movies??? can theyy???


I believe in The Hobbit Bert, Tom, and William were mountain trolls, so perhaps only that breed (or maybe certain others) are prone to turning to stone in the sunlight.

Also, most of those who fought in Sauron's army were orcs and Uruk-kai.
#21
Quote by dxtreme
someone should post a pic of the ultimate troll, the MORLOCKS!



Feed your mind.
#22
Does anyone on UG collect NY Form Trolls?



I have this one:


Trolls are awesome

You can pick them up in a little shop in Norway in Epcot.
Last edited by blair30 at Jul 18, 2008,
#24
Quote by lateraluspiral



His chin looks like testicles.
Feed your mind.
#25
Quote by alaub1491
No this thread definitely has a legitimate topic that has to do with something and also, I felt i tried to take the topic seriously and put forth a logical argument.

Please stop trolling the troll thread.

Sorry. When I opened this thread I assume you meant internet trolls and wanted everybody to troll. Well, here's my contribution. Mine lives in my backyard
If Rock is a life-style, then Metal's an addiction

Yelloooow!


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#27
Quote by alaub1491
How can trolls move with the armies/fight in LOTR?

According to the hobbit, in the daylight trolls turn to stone.

If they were moving with Saurons armies and fighting in the eternal siege on Gondor, they would have to find night time protection, something i didnt see happening as they obviously fought during the day.

Additionally, in the final battle, it was pure daylight yet characters in the movie battle a troll.

I wonder what theyre gonna do in the new hobbit movie if the trolls die in sunlight.

Also trolls cant speak in the movies??? can theyy???

Sauron used Olog-Hai's, which are immune to sunlight and can use complex weapons and armor.

Duh .
Dickless.
#28
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
Sorry. When I opened this thread I assume you meant internet trolls and wanted everybody to troll. Well, here's my contribution. Mine lives in my backyard


You live in The Bronx. You don't have a backyard.
#29
Well at least you have a place to live, albeit alone.

It could've been the other way around.

EDIT: That was to Alexander_BR
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#31
Quote by dxtreme
please do it im afraid to do it myself -_-



Do what? >>
Feed your mind.
#34
Quote by MetalMilitia212
Sauron used Olog-Hai's, which are immune to sunlight and can use complex weapons and armor.

Duh .


If they're so smart, why cant they speak?
#35
Quote by alaub1491
How can trolls move with the armies/fight in LOTR?

According to the hobbit, in the daylight trolls turn to stone.

If they were moving with Saurons armies and fighting in the eternal siege on Gondor, they would have to find night time protection, something i didnt see happening as they obviously fought during the day.

Additionally, in the final battle, it was pure daylight yet characters in the movie battle a troll.

I wonder what theyre gonna do in the new hobbit movie if the trolls die in sunlight.

Also trolls cant speak in the movies??? can theyy???


Probably a different species of troll bread by Sauron to be resistant to daylight. Use your imagintion.

I beleive in the Return of the king the trolls that come out of the black gate are Hill Trolls, so yeah, like someone else pointed out that species could be okay with sun.
Last edited by technicolour at Jul 18, 2008,
#36
Quote by TheHeartbreaker
You live in The Bronx. You don't have a backyard.

Damn You Heartbreaker
If Rock is a life-style, then Metal's an addiction

Yelloooow!


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#37
Quote by MetalMilitia212
Who said they can't? They can form simple sentences and learn commands.



Tolkein encyclopedia ftw.

Nerdiness FTW!

(Not an insult, I swear )
Last edited by mrcrono at Jul 19, 2008,
#38
Quote by alaub1491
If they're so smart, why cant they speak?

Who said they can't? They can form simple sentences and learn commands.



Tolkein encyclopedia ftw.
Dickless.
#39



The Trolls of Mordor have been bred by Sauron so that they can withstand the light of the sun without turning to stone like other Trolls. Even bigger and stronger than their subterranean kin, these monsters are amongst the most lethal troops in the armies of the Dark Lord.
#40
Quote by Gargantuan


"that's impossible trolls don't exist!" then how do you explain the dead unicorns?
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