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I'm goin on an 8 hour car ride to Gulf Shores, and I need somethin to read in between watching Oceans 11 and playin guitar and what not. Sooo, should I buy Losing My Virginity (Richard Branson's Autobiography) or the Dirt (the book about the exploits of the Motley Crue)?
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I'm hoping by "crack" you mean cleavage unless you have some kind of bizarre ass-chest.


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I thought those were your options. Sex or eat dirt, hmmmm...
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#12
by the thread title you seemed to be asking whether you should get it in the puss or the pooper.

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#16
You could have done soooo much more with the thread with a title like that. Honestly, I'm a bit disappointed. This is the Pit, after all. Come on, man.
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i thought you were either gunna fuuuuck or see a band called "yhe dirt"


Me too and I was like never heard of The Dirt.
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#20
Get Slash's autobiography if you want a great rock biography.
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#22
TS is gross, wants to read about someones sexual stories... ewwwwwwwww


Haha j/p, but title is MAJORLY misleading.
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TS is gross, wants to read about someones sexual stories... ewwwwwwwww


Haha j/p, but title is MAJORLY misleading.


Lol, I know. When I first saw that title I was like "Richard Branson is f*cked up"
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#25
The Dirt.
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#30
Get The Dirt, it's long, obcene as hell and really interesting and funny. I've got it.
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#34
Well, at least they'll both be about losing their virginity :/

EDIT:

You could course read a decent book, as opposed to the possibly vaguely uninteresting diaries of a businessman and the deluded ramblings of an idiotic hedonistic rock band.

But meh.
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#36
**** the Motley Crue. Get yourself some heterosexual books.
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#37
That thread title is a recipe for disappointment.
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#38
WTF loseing ur virginity is way better than dirt...
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#39
Neither, get I Am America and so can You!
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