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#1
Who gets the award for funniest CN joke?!


Chuck Norris once went to the virgin islands... now they're just the islands!!!
#2
They say chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
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#3
I find that joke amusing, it makes me chuckle...
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#4
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

I know a lot more, but I don't wanna post them all.
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#7
chuck norris can shoot down a plane by simply pointing his finger at it and saying 'bang'
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#10
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They say chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

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#15
Quote by xxCHANCExx
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

I know a lot more, but I don't wanna post them all.


hah the first one is my favorite chuck norris joke
#21
Chuck Norris ruined the "There is no evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live" joke by using it as the launching pad for a pro creationist rant.
#24
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The only reason this thread hasn't been closed yet is because it (for now) amuses Chuck Norris.

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#25
chuck norris is so fast,
he can run all the way around the world and punch himself in the face
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#27
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whats so great about Chuck Norris?

um have u seen walker texas ranger before?
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#29
the only furniture in chuck norris's house is a total gym
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#31
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#33
The chemical name for cyanide is CN. Those are also Chuck Norris' initials. Its not a coincidence.
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with with his rage.
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#34
Wanna hear a Chuck Norris joke? Chuck Norris.

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#37
Some people wear superman underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris Underwear
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#39
If chuck norris was a spartan in the movie '300', the movie would be called '1'.
#40
chuck norris decided to sell his urine as a canned beverage...that canned beverage is now known as red bull.
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