#1
My friend could have totally could had sex with a really hot chick. However, he was too drunk to make a move.

WHAT SHOULD I SAY?
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#5
He is absolutely irate
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Last edited by DiveRightIn63 at Jul 19, 2008,
#6
stab him,cut off his face,make it into a mask,wear the mask have a crack at the "hot chick" yourself
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Centorium you dick
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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


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#8
Quote by centorium
stab him,cut off his face,make it into a mask,wear the mask have a crack at the "hot chick" yourself


I would, but he is in the fetal position crying.
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#9
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stab him,cut off his face,make it into a mask,wear the mask have a crack at the "hot chick" yourself

OMFG DEAD SKIN MASKZ
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#10
laugh and hold it over his head
Pull my finger

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#11
Tell him that he's a moron.

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#12
Look on the bright side. She's probably had more **** than a chicken farmer, and the AIDS to prove it.
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#13
Shotgun to the face solves all. No exceptions.
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#15
Quote by centorium
stab him,cut off his face,make it into a mask,wear the mask have a crack at the "hot chick" yourself

ha ha ha ha ha ha lol
#16
tell him that alcohol saved him! now there wont be another female in his life to worry about. this also saved his finances, stress from their constant arguing and his soul (women are soul murderes).
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#17
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Look on the bright side. She's probably had more **** than a chicken farmer, and the AIDS to prove it.


This
#19
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tell him that alcohol saved him! now there wont be another female in his life to worry about. this also saved his finances, stress from their constant arguing and his soul (women are soul murderes).


you're a good man.

bless your soul.
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#20
Actions speak louder than words....stab him.

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#21
Tell him drunken frenzied sex is amusing to those around him.

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#22
Originally Posted by centorium
stab him,cut off his face,make it into a mask,wear the mask have a crack at the "hot chick" yourself



I would, but he is in the fetal position crying.


even better,just a pity he's not asleep
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#24
be a true friend

and have hot sex with him yourself
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#25
Stab him in his penis. And then cut it off. Or cut his balls off. Yeah, cut his balls off and give them to her. Then you would have saved her the trouble of having to take them herself by sleeping with him.
#26
pwned
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