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#1
me wants 2 b moar metal!

but in all seriousness, is there anyway? Or am I pretty much cursed for being asian? I mean my facial hair gets longer when I'm not shaving them but I aint getting more
#2
Yeah, you're cursed with being better looking than the rest of the world, and having everyone in western society wanting to have sex with you.

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#4
Glue your pubes to your face.

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#5
Tense your face.
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#6
shave more
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#8
That's alright. I'm Asian too.

Try Mane n'Tail shampoo, I heard its good for hair.
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#9
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Yeah, you're cursed with being better looking than the rest of the world, and having everyone in western society wanting to have sex with you.


He said Asian. You might want to rethink that statement.
#11
Beat up a hobo and steal his beard and glue it to your face. Repeat if neccessary.
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#13
You can have some of mine if you want, I grow too much, Within a week of shaving i look like the wolfman
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#14
Quote by rabidguitarist
Yeah, you're cursed with being better looking than the rest of the world, and having everyone in western society wanting to have sex with you.



That's only for girls.
#15
I had facial hair at 13.. And now at 15 I have awesome sideburns.. I was inspired by Elwood Blues... I even bought the bloody hat..

Oh, and in answer to your question, no, you are completely doomed for the rest of your life.
#16
Start working out.

Excercise (both cardio and weight training) increases testosterone production, which you makes MOAR HAREY!
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#19
is there anyway to have less facial hair? xD
I'm 15 and have more facial hair than my father... -.-'
I mean...who needs to shave every day at 15 -.-
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#20
That's one of the many curses of being asian. No facial hair.

TS, what kind of asian are you? I'm Chinese, and I have none. There's been times I haven't shaved for a week and I couldn't tell a difference. I know Fillipinos can get some, Koreans too.
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#21
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#22
Quote by Zero_Mike
That's one of the many curses of being asian. No facial hair.

TS, what kind of asian are you? I'm Chinese, and I have none. There's been times I haven't shaved for a week and I couldn't tell a difference. I know Fillipinos can get some, Koreans too.

Indeed. Some of my friends have awesome sideburns.
#23
Quote by rabidguitarist
Yeah, you're cursed with being better looking than the rest of the world, and having everyone in western society wanting to have sex with you.


Are you saying that facial hair is unattractive? I beg to differ.
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#24
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You can have some of mine if you want, I grow too much, Within a week of shaving i look like the wolfman

Same, lol.
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#25
Quote by walkinbazooka
Start working out.

Excercise (both cardio and weight training) increases testosterone production, which you makes MOAR HAREY!

True story, my facial hair grows very quickly these days
#26
I heard that rubbing semen on your face accelerates hair growth. That is why pubic hair grows so fast.
#28
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I heard that rubbing semen on your face accelerates hair growth. That is why pubic hair grows so fast.

Wait, so you ejaculate into your pubic hair?

I kid.
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#29
Quote by jhardcore
I heard that rubbing semen on your face accelerates hair growth. That is why pubic hair grows so fast.

Although somewhat gross, I too have heard that this is true.
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#32
Puberty/growing up/etc.
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#33
get a snorkel, immerse your face in a bowl of milk for three days, and voila, you should look like a mountain man. Has to be whole milk though, none of that pussy skim.
#34
beat up the manliest guy you know... when he is defeated he will have to relinquish his manlyness to you, then you might grow a beard, for example, if you beat up chuck norris you could grow 1000 beards.
#35
Quote by fret-less
beat up the manliest guy you know... when he is defeated he will have to relinquish his manlyness to you, then you might grow a beard, for example, if you COULD beat up chuck norris you could grow 1000 beards.


jus thought that needed clarification
#36
Quote by breadstick
Although somewhat gross, I too have heard that this is true.



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It actually does? I thought I was just making it up.
#37
Why would you want facial hair? It's a pain in the ass and most girls don't like it. And asians usually go for the clean shave look
#38
Quote by Unforgotten
Fap , Fap and more Fapping.

Its been proven that masturbation improves hair growth


by that logic many of us should look like gandalf...
#39
Quote by jhardcore
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It actually does. I was definitely not making it up.

Fixed.
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#40
shave every 2 mins, shave your genitals and glue the hair on your face, shave again and again, till u look like Barney.
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