#1
Has anyone in UG ever procrasturbated into a bad situation?

And if you have, share with us these stories


By procrasturbating I mean procrastinating by masturbating.


And by that, I mean putting off other things you're supposed to do, and instead, masturbating.
#2
This one time, at band camp, I had to perform on the stage but when I got up there I couldn't be bothered so I just fapped instead.

I still put on a good show.
#5
i would've got on this post earlier but i was masturbating. does that count?
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#6
Yeah, when trying to reply to this thread.

edit: curse you travd92!
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#9
I killed a baby and I was gonna rape it but I fapped instead

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#10
I've never put off anything in favour of masturbation

'Hey, sorry man, I can't help you lift that couch, i'm busy wanking'
'No man, I can't come out today i'm masturbating for the next three hours'
'Sorry, the job interview's wednesday? Nah, that's mah wank day'.

Awesome. I wish that was my life. lol
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#13
All the time
my friend's just showed up at my house to take me to the beach and i was faping it so i just pretended I wasn't home
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#14
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I've never put off anything in favour of masturbation

'Hey, sorry man, I can't help you lift that couch, i'm busy wanking'
'No man, I can't come out today i'm masturbating for the next three hours'
'Sorry, the job interview's wednesday? Nah, that's mah wank day'.

Awesome. I wish that was my life. lol


I wish that I had a wank day. It would make everything so much more organized.
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#15
Missed a date with a girl because I was too busy wanking into a towel.
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#16
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Missed a date with a girl because I was too busy wanking into a towel.

No offense, but I think that's not a major problem in your case...

I myself was late for work because I had a wank earlier. Didn't cause any trouble though.
#17
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No offense, but I think that's not a major problem in your case...

I myself was late for work because I had a wank earlier. Didn't cause any trouble though.



i've missed busses because of last-minute wanks as well