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So, I was on msn pretty late last night, and suddenly this girl named Krystal adds me, and I have no idea who she is. But she says she just moved to my town from another town pretty close, and starts talking about how cute I am in my little picture thing. She's pretty damn hot too if it really is her in the picture. But I played along, and the conversation gets more and more XXX. Within like 5-10 minutes of meeting her, she's talking about how horny she is and how she wants to have sex in the back of a car, and titty ****ing, and wanting me to lick her ass.

I'm like "well, it's 3 a.m., maybe a little late to be going out today..." and she asks if I want to cyber (which i think is kinda weird), so i ask if shes got a camera, to which she replies "**** OFF!" and signs off.

What do you guys think?
(Yeah I know I gonna get raped.)
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ahh beaten to it ^
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#8
lucky he said **** off or you may have had a middle aged man masturbating furiously on your screen
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#9
Ironically enough this same thing happened to a friend of mine last night. except the girls name was kirsten. she said all the exact same things. i guarantee its some sort of scam.
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Ironically enough this same thing happened to a friend of mine last night. except the girls name was kirsten. she said all the exact same things. i guarantee its some sort of scam.


Thats goofy as hell. My friend got added by a different girl named Krystal, but she didn't talk to him, so I figured it was a coincidence.
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#15
Sorry, as much as you may wish it, that sort of thing just doesn't happen.
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Sorry, as much as you may wish it, that sort of thing just doesn't happen.



This thought definitely crossed my mind, but when it does happen, it's hard to resist. And I figured if it's one of my friends messing with me, I might as well play along.
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Thats goofy as hell. My friend got added by a different girl named Krystal, but she didn't talk to him, so I figured it was a coincidence.



#18
Its a trap or even worse, a crazy stalker girl who is now sifting through your rubbish bins.
#19
You're probably going to get raped by a 50-year old pedo.
Or maybe it's just pedobear.
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Go for it and if its a dude murder them with your penor.
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#21
haha, krystal?

how cliched can you get.
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bot, anyone?


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bot, anyone?



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#25
Nah, it wasn't a bot. She actually had conversations with me, didn't just say random stuff and repeat what I said. It was either the most amazing AI i've ever seen, or some kind of person. Probably not a hot 18 year old girl with a double D cup size like she said.
#27
Sounds like a trap to me. Especially the bit about licking her asshole.

Come on, man.
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1. Ask to meet
2. use condom in chase of trap
3. have teh secks
4. ?????
5. Profit?
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pic?
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#33
seems completely legit to me

edit: holy shit, gmp is a psychic. Read my mind like 10 seconds before i did.
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