#1
Celery
Every stalk of the stuff is packed with androstenone and androstenol, two pheromones that can help men attract women the way Tom Brady attracts tacklers. Every time you chew on a stalk of celery, you release these odor molecules, which helps boost your arousal, turning you on and causing your body to send off scents and signals that make you more desirable to women.


that's right.

http://www.menshealth.com/eatthis/for-better-sex/Midmorning_Snack.php

I remember reading a more in-depth article, but I can't seem to find it


we need moar celery.
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#4
i love celery

celery and cheese >.<
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#5
I hate celery, though I couldn't really pay attention to your post due to the mentioning of Tom Brady.

The hate that I have for Tom Brady is beyond words. He, along with Bill Belichick, are the two people I wish would fall off the face of the planet. Yes I am a HUGE Colts fan and have been known to be on Manning's (both of em) schlong.

Celery + Tom Brady ruined my day. Although if celery can get me some poon, then I guess I could set my hate aside and snack on some.
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#6
Research shows that men with diets high in monounsaturated fat—the kind found in nuts—have higher testosterone levels than those who don't eat enough of the healthy fat. Plus, nuts are also the best food source of arginine, an amino acid that improves bloodflow throughout your body—including below the belt.
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#8
I gotta buy a ton of celery before I go to a party then.
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#10
I don't like celery. What have I been missing?
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#11
You work for the national celery institute or somthing, don't you?

"Dammit, how can we sell more celery?"

'Let's just tell em it works like those Axe body spray commericals!'

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#12
I despise celery. It is my mortal enemy, it ruins everything

However, I am now tempted to munch some heaped in houmous, peanut butter or cheese
Wait, celery + peanut butter = sexytime win?
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#13
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I ate celery today But I am a woman. Hmm..


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#15
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You work for the national celery institute or somthing, don't you?




that is EXACTLY what i was thinking
#16
I've also heard that the day before a shoot, Peter North eats a **** ton of celery.

If you want to shoot loads like a fire engine, eat tons of celery.
#17
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Wait, celery + peanut butter = sexytime win?
Fail! Peanut butter is the work of the devil
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...are you attracted to yourself?
Of course, but that's due to an overinflated sense of self-worth rather than celery...or is it? I do eat a lot of it.
#19
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Is celery among one of the foods that makes semen taste good?

What are you talking about semen is delicious...uh, i mean...Yeah, I'm gonna go eat some celery and have sex with women. LOTS of women.
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#20
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i love celery

celery and cheese >.<

Better cut that cheese out of your diet or your little guy will spend about as much time working as you will chewing cerely

Quote by Garou1911
You work for the national celery institute or somthing, don't you?

"Dammit, how can we sell more celery?"

'Let's just tell em it works like those Axe body spray commericals!'

"Johnson, you're a genius!"


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#21
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Better cut that cheese out of your diet or your little guy will spend about as much time working as you will chewing cerely


Little guy? Why do you assume she has a short boy friend?
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#22
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Little guy? Why do you assume she has a short boy friend?


So... she's not a dude


Here's something for women

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#23
There's a kid at my school named Tom Brady. He was the Star Quarterback and WR on our team.
#24
Should've said it attracts tacklers like David Carr. I think he gets sacked more then he throws the ball.
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#25
Wait, wait, wait, hold up. Is there any chance of it making me hornier? Cuz I really had to restrain myself last night after a few beers.
I get very tense around apples...Well, I get very tense generally. I think I've fallen into the trap of blaming fruit.

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