#1
Hello friends,

I am working on a little blurb for the front page of my custom pickguard site and I'm a little stuck.

So, I ask for your help, anyone who gives something so good that I absolutely have to use it, will get a free pickguard of their choice.

This is what I have so far: (don't make fun)


Custom Pickguards is what we do;
for Strat, Tele, or something new.

Choose from our original designs,
or bring your own vision to life.

???

Expertly crafted and superbly designed,
contact us, anytime:

inquiries@pickguardcorner.com



I had something along the lines of:

We guarantee that you'll be pleased,
something somthing something needs...

I dunno, any idea's?
#2
We guarantee that you'll be pleased,
We've got something for everyone's needs.

Or:

We're the place for you pickguard needs.
Peavey 5150
Mesa Mark IV
Mesa Single Rectifier (Series 1)
Fender Custom Shop Tonemaster
Roland Microcube

-Whitebox OS 1x12
-Port City OS 1x12

Digidesign Eleven RackAxe Fx Ultra
#4
it's gotta have more umph

im not sure if i like we guarantee that you'll be pleased
#5
Our guarantee is that you'll be pleased
We're here to cater to your needs
MARSHALL JVM 210H
PEAVEY JSX
KRANK 412
MESA 412
FENDER STRATS
DIMARZIO
CELESTION
#6
We'll do the hard work, you do the thinkin'
Your new pickguard will be totally (b)itchin'!
Peavey 5150
Mesa Mark IV
Mesa Single Rectifier (Series 1)
Fender Custom Shop Tonemaster
Roland Microcube

-Whitebox OS 1x12
-Port City OS 1x12

Digidesign Eleven RackAxe Fx Ultra
#8
Quote by Reincaster
We'll do the hard work, you do the thinkin'
Your new pickguard will be totally (b)itchin'!



this is best so far
#9
Quote by muikoma
this is best so far


I giggled when I wrote that. I think it provides the "umph" you wanted.
Peavey 5150
Mesa Mark IV
Mesa Single Rectifier (Series 1)
Fender Custom Shop Tonemaster
Roland Microcube

-Whitebox OS 1x12
-Port City OS 1x12

Digidesign Eleven RackAxe Fx Ultra
#11
we'll do our best to suit your needs?

07 Fender American Deluxe Strat
07 Fender Custom Telecaster
09 Seymour Duncan Pickup Booster
09 Fulltone OCD V.4
10 Ibanez WH-10 V.2
09 Splawn SuperStock
10 Jet City JCA-20
97 Fender Hot Rod Deluxe

Yeh the SICK! bit sounds a bit stupid.

#13
Quote by Reincaster
We'll do the hard work, you do the thinkin'
Your new pickguard will be totally (b)itchin'!


i like it