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#3
i just caught this in the columnists' response

You tell me about this dream. In the dream things happen as you describe above, except the dolphin eats your penis.


#5
I...

Hate...

Everything...

Thank you, Pit.
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#6
um... sick?
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#9
Damn do I feel bad for that guy. Pretty damn weird though... I don't think I'll ever look at a dolphin in the same way again. (Not that I see them very often to begin with)
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#12
lol "a penis that wants to swim in public and be displayed, that wants to jump through fiery hoops to the applause of mothers and fathers and children alike."
#14
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And at this show I started watching the dolphins jump around, and it just captivated me. I admired their soft slippery skin. It was just so exotic; I had never felt that way before. Looking at those soft underbellies and long slender fins was like seeing the face of God. I came out of my dolphin-induced trance and wiped the sweat from my brow. It was then that I realized that I had an aching erection. I became alarmed, but that only made it throb harder. For the entire rest of the show I tried my damnedest to keep my arousal in check, but every glance I took at the cetaceans in the pool below induced a surge of hormones from my perspiring testicles.


Is it weird that I popped a boner while reading that, as well?
#15
maybe hes had a past love affair with a dolphin?
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#16
This is what happens when people get really bored. They write bull**** stories of sexual fantasies between them and various sea creatures, and post them on the Internet.

What the hell happened to going outside?
#18
Some people are into that sort of thing, and his wife is a shallow minded wench for not understanding.
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#19
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Is it weird that I popped a boner while reading that, as well?


I hope not .

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#22
Oh behave!
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#24
The only thing better was the responce to it.
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#30
this was pretty funny, but fake
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#31
weird considering my hotel is down the street from seaworld

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Yeh the SICK! bit sounds a bit stupid.

#33
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Is it weird that I popped a boner while reading that, as well?


My penis is as rigid as a dophins tail-fin.
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#35
And now you know why I can NEVER go back to SeaWorld...
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#36
Dolphins are BEAUTIFAUL!
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#38
haha
Solid gold. How does The Pit find all this stuff!?
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#39
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Definitely not the funniest fetish I've ever heard of.

Come on then, what is!?
#40
why didnt he say he was thinking of the last time he had sex with his wife? she wudda been flattered!
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