#1
Well, UG, let me explain.

I keep my wallet in my back right pocket. Whenever I sit down on this uncomfortable wooden chair we use at our computer, my wallet hurts my ass cheek, so I remove it from my pocket and place it on the desk.

Well, this has created a problem in itself. I noticed just now that when I removed the wallet I seemed to lean to the right while sitting.

There's only one way to explain this.

The bulge of my over-stuffed wallet has compressed my right ass cheek , causing me to lean when I sit on a flat surface.

Is this all in my head? If I switch to keeping my wallet on the left, will my ass even out? Anyone else have this problem?

I'm serious BTW. I'm sitting at an angle right now.
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#2
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Well, UG, let me explain.

I keep my wallet in my back right pocket. Whenever I sit down on this uncomfortable wooden chair we use at our computer, my wallet hurts my ass cheek, so I remove it from my pocket and place it on the desk.

Well, this has created a problem in itself. I noticed just now that when I removed the wallet I seemed to lean to the right while sitting.

There's only one way to explain this.

The bulge of my over-stuffed wallet has compressed my right ass cheek , causing me to lean when I sit on a flat surface.

Is this all in my head? If I switch to keeping my wallet on the left, will my ass even out? Anyone else have this problem?

I'm serious BTW. I'm sitting at an angle right now.

that's hot.
#4
Wow.


Your wallet destroyed the delicate symmetry of your ass.
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#5
front pocket?
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#6
It only happens to me when I start the day with my wallet in my pocket. If you start out without the wallet, you should be fine. Then when you add it back in, you'll feel uncomfortable.
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#10
It's all in your head. You're just used to having your wallet there so you feel as if you're missing something that should be there. It should go away after a while of not having your wallet there.

If this isn't the case then you should try and look in the mirror to see if there is a wallet sized imprint on your ass.
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#11
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I hate thiss. I have my wallet in my left, and my phone in my right pocket.

If one is missing, or they are in opposite pockets, I feel all weird.

I say, put the wallet back in, and compress the wallet.


I'm afraid that if I put it back I'll only further the damage to my right ass cheek.
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I'm afraid that if I put it back I'll only further the damage to my right ass cheek.

He speaks the truth. Ditch what you don't need in your wallet. That also helps.
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#15
Hmm I know what you mean
If my phone's not in my front left, keys and travelcard in my front right and wallet in my right ass I don't feel at all right. It usually ends up with me crying.
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#16
Alright, I got rid of about a quarter-inch of unneeded, faded receipts.

The wallet is still uncomfortable underneath my ass cheek and I'm still leaning.
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#17
That's why they invented shirt pockets.

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#18
I keep money in my shoe sometimes.
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#19
Well, give me the contents in your wallet so it is not so bulky. Win-win situation.
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my over-stuffed wallet


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#21
I sure wish I had an overstuffed wallet...
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#22
well most chiropractic doctors actually recommend that you dont keep your wallet in your back pockets because it can tweak your spine over time and cause back problems later. But keeping it in the front pocket is just gay so i still put it in my back pocket.
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hahahaha
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#26
sounds like george costanza haha. Just do like he did and put napkins in the other back pocket
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#30
I still feel like I'm leaning.

I'm hoping that as I sleep tonight (on my stomach) my right ass cheek will be free to expand back to it's original size and shape over time.
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