#1
So I'm a member of the debate team at school but I really need to quit for personal reasons. What is the best way? Make up an excuse - a clashing appointment? Or be honest and I say I wanna leave?

In addition to serious answers, what are some funny ways to quit something, such as a job, band or group? Post funny stories.
#2
Make up a debate so controversial they kick you out.

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#5
"Saying rebuttal makes me giggle too much"
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#6
Quailman, that picture was fast. I have a feeling you didn't search it just for this thread >.>


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#7
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Quailman, that picture was fast. I have a feeling you didn't search it just for this thread >.>


So?
What I do in my free time and how I dress for church is none of your business.
#8
Debate "Josef Fritzl... a man before his time"
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well there are only three true people alive today who are actually possesed by satan

Dakota Fanning, the kfc general dude, and my neighbor and all of them dont have much musical ability
#9
at both posts. ^

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#11
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Show up in one of these costumes and you'll be sorted:


Its Orgazmo! and, erm.. Chode Boy?
That was a pretty screwed up movie
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#13
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Its Orgazmo! and, erm.. Chode Boy?
That was a pretty screwed up movie

Choda boy, yeah. I loved it when he fired the 'penis missile' or whatever it was.
#14
What are these personal reasons?
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#15
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Why don't you say you want to quit and then give them the actual reason why you want to quit? That might work.


yeah but I'd rather not tell them the real reason(s)
#16
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Choda boy, yeah. I loved it when he fired the 'penis missile' or whatever it was.

The Orgazmo Ray i think
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1 time i was home alone and i said i want a cheeseburger and then mah dad got home and he had a bag of potatoes
#17
Bring up the infamous Fender vs. Gibson debate.

Tears my friends apart.
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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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#18
pull a ron white and get kicked out. how?

lead...debater...guy: and so blackhole1981, your rebuttal?"
you: "yeah, well **** YOU!" and walk out.
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#22
create a MASS-debate

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#23
drive a rolls-royce into the room.
preferably fill the said room with water beforehand for the full effect.

double points if said room is on anything but the ground floor
#24
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"Saying rebuttal makes me giggle too much"



i loled
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#25
Say you are the master-debater and that you are to good for them.
Call me Jeff if you want, I prefer that.
#26
say you have girl problems, and I don't mean problems getting the ladies.
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#27
If your on the debate team why not agree with everyone... ha ha
they'll get so annoyed with you they'll kick you out
#28
Just stop going.
If anyone ask you , you were never on the debate team and have no idea what they are talking about.
#29
just say you want to leave and only give a reason if they ask for one. and if they do, then tell them the truth (or say you have other commitments which you cannot neglect).

my former maths teacher told me recently that he went to an interview once somewhere in england at a really ****tty school. after about half an hour of being toured round the school he knew he didnt want to work there, so when the interviewer asked him a question which he couldnt be bothered to answer, he asked, "Can i have a question on sport, please?".

maybe not that funny to read, but it was funny the way he told it.
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This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.