#1
Who else here hates flies with a passion? I hope it's not just me, but they're freaking me out right now. One just flew into the house, and he's a big 'un. Ugh, I hate their buzzing sounds, and the fact that there seems to be a never ending population of flies.

This kind of got me thinking. What are the fears/pet hates of UGers? Any especially weird ones? Just what, no matter how small or seemingly insignificant, do you hate?

EDIT: I managed to get the fly out of the room. Pissing me off, he was.
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#2
wat
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#3
I ****ing hate Llamas. Those furry ****ing horse wannabe bastards make me furious.
#4
I had a problem with flies, then I got an electric flysquatting... thing and a flesheating plant that lures flies to their gap then eats them.

Just don't place the plant too close to your bed. Trust me on this one.
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#5
I remember starting a thread due to me being over-run with them a while ago. Turned out there was a huge dead rat in the loft. How do you think I felt?! One fly was a blessing after that, I had anywhere up to 100 in the bathroom at any given point (not because I smell etc, because thats where the entrance to the loft was).
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#7
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I had a problem with flies, then I got an electric flysquatting... thing and a flesheating plant that lures flies to their gap then eats them.

Just don't place the plant too close to your bed. Trust me on this one.

That's some mighty advice right there.

I always wanted one of those, they're Venus fly traps, right? That'd be very handy indeed. How much would they be?
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#8
The thing to remember boys, is that Flies spread disease.


So keep yours closed.
Live as a man. Die as a man. Become a man.

That's the proof of your incompetence, right there.
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#9
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#11
Ever wake up with a horsefly sitting on the pillow right next to you?

Nasty little things they are...
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#12
I actually used to have a pet-fly.
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The thing to remember boys, is that Flies spread disease.


So keep yours closed.

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#16
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That's some mighty advice right there.

I always wanted one of those, they're Venus fly traps, right? That'd be very handy indeed. How much would they be?


I had to learn it the hard way.

They're very cheap, I recommend them.
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#17
I stuck a fly in my freezer once. I waited just until he was stunned, then took him out and tied one of my hairs around him. I proceeded to walk him. Try it sometime, it's fun!
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Wasps are worse.


+ Infinity. Flies are just annoying. Wasps are assholes.
#18
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Try having a shower.

Dan, that was just rude. I shower every day, I'll have you know.

Just fucking flies. I hate them. Which lead me to ask what are UG's pet hates. Are you ok with that now?
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#20
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I stuck a fly in my freezer once. I waited just until he was stunned, then took him out and tied one of my hairs around him. I proceeded to walk him. Try it sometime, it's fun!


+ Infinity. Flies are just annoying. Wasps are assholes.


Not allowed pets, but if I do it slyly no-one will know.
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#21
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Ever wake up with a horsefly sitting on the pillow right next to you?

Nasty little things they are...



oh god thats terrible. horseflies are 1000 times worse than regular flies.
YEAH
#23
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at first i thought you where saying you hate computer files flying in your door buzzing around..

And I was just about to ask you what the hell a computer fly was.
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#24
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I stuck a fly in my freezer once. I waited just until he was stunned, then took him out and tied one of my hairs around him. I proceeded to walk him. Try it sometime, it's fun!

I did that once, with a piece of string.
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#26
Ew ^^
I hate midges, you know those little things that bite and swarm...

Also, large flies that buzz around a window so that every few minutes it's 'bzzt....bzzzzt...bzt.'
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#27
I was sitting around a campfire once (wearing jeans) with a bunch of people and felt a really bad sting on my leg. i immediately yelled "ow!" which got a lot of confused looks from the fellow campfire-ers(?). then i just kinda forgot about it, but then minutes later i felt another one. i grabbed my leg and bunched together a bunch of my jeans and took them off revealing a ****ing wasp. im just lucky i caught it at mid-thigh

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Wasps are worse.


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#28
Wasps are little sh*ts, once there was one in my french room, and the teacher, being the fat bitch that she was, didnt let anyone move, i ended up having to sit there trying to do an exam with a f*cking wasp in my face
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#30
Oh my god, I hate flies. Seriously, nothing is more annoying than a loud buzzing thing that can't take a hint and get the hell out of your way.
#31
Flies are cool, they're too slow.
It's spiders I hate, they always stay still. But if you miss them (don't try and get cocky by stabbing a narrow blade at them ) they run like ****, however freezing them with anti-perperint works a treat.
#32
I hate them as well. Especially while having longer hair makes it worse..
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#33
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Flies are cool, they're too slow.
It's spiders I hate, they always stay still. But if you miss them (don't try and get cocky by stabbing a narrow blade at them ) they run like ****, however freezing them with anti-perperint works a treat.

Haha, works.
Breakout the Axe and spam it on them. If you can't get near them..
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#34
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oh god thats terrible. horseflies are 1000 times worse than regular flies.

There aren't horseflys where I live, at least, thank God..
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#36
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Flies are cool, they're too slow.
It's spiders I hate, they always stay still. But if you miss them (don't try and get cocky by stabbing a narrow blade at them ) they run like ****, however freezing them with anti-perperint works a treat.

Hey, spiders are class man!!

They kill flies!!
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