#1
Ok so I was looking at this article and saw that Jimmy Page's guitar is kinda weird looking. The neck is bent, and on the low frets it looks like it is paper? What's up?

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#5
Yeah, I think it's just a bad photograph.
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#6
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just seems like a distorted picture is all.


Yeah.
It's kinda funny though.
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#8
Quote by rafarquhar
Yeah.
It's kinda funny though.


Yeah, the guitar's fine

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#11
Quote by RU Experienced?
That does look weird. It's probably just a bad picture.

What I found weirder was that U2 and The Grateful Dead were in front of Led Zeppelin.

And that the tenth best rock song of all time is Hey Ya by Outcast. I don't really have anything against the song, but that's wrong on so many levels. No Led Zeppelin songs were on the list

The guitar in the picture is about as realistic as the article
or
The people have something against Led Zeppelin and are trying to say that they suck
#12
Now that is one bad article. What the hell is Bob Marley doing in an article about the top 10 rock bands?
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#14
Quote by Karvid
What I found weirder was that U2 and The Grateful Dead were in front of Led Zeppelin.

And that the tenth best rock song of all time is Hey Ya by Outcast. I don't really have anything against the song, but that's wrong on so many levels. No Led Zeppelin songs were on the list

The guitar in the picture is about as realistic as the article
or
The people have something against Led Zeppelin and are trying to say that they suck



I like Hey Ya more than probably 95 percent of Led Zeppelin's catalogue, and it's not even my favortie Outkast song.
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#16
Quote by HaKattack
I like Hey Ya more than probably 95 percent of Led Zeppelin's catalogue, and it's not even my favortie Outkast song.

I think you don't understand the category which would be a ROCK song. If you think Hey Ya is a rock song, then please, shoot yourself in the ****ing temple.
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#17
Quote by HaKattack
I like Hey Ya more than probably 95 percent of Led Zeppelin's catalogue, and it's not even my favortie Outkast song.

I think what he's trying to say is that it's not really a rock song. Articles that classify the "insert generically large number to include many personal favorite songs" rock songs, usually have about 35% rock songs, and then the rest is confused with popular or influential songs. As someone said, Bobby Marley is most definitely not rock, I think on one of these things I saw the Velvet Underground as well, yeah music magazines pretty much fail at life.

EDIT: Oh look, even before I read the article, I knew they would include the Velvet Underground.
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#18
how do the strings curve too on that guitar?
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#20
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I didnt know Jimmy Page was chinese




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#21
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I think you don't understand the category which would be a ROCK song. If you think Hey Ya is a rock song, then please, shoot yourself in the ****ing temple.



I think it rocks...
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#22
Quote by Karvid
What I found weirder was that U2 and The Grateful Dead were in front of Led Zeppelin.


Sorry man, Grateful Dead > Led Zep > U2.
#23
Quote by BrianApocalypse
Sorry man, Grateful Dead > Led Zep > U2.


It's true. I hate to say it... but... The Grateful Dead are better.
#24
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I didnt know Jimmy Page was chinese



I actually thought that exact same thing...
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#25
um hes a wizard, didnt you know.
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