#1
What is the coolest fortune cookie message you have ever got?

I just got one that said "You are talented with your hands"
Gearz:
Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
Dunlop 535q
Korg Pitchblack
Carvin X100B

Coming soon to a pedal board near you:
Analogman Sunface
Lovepedal E6
Area 51 wah
Skreddy Lunar Module
Malekko 616 Ekko
#3
"Lock all your doors and windows, you will get an unexpected visitor tonight."

This is legit, I got threatened by a damn fortune cookie.
#4
Quote by Austin_Scharosc
What is the coolest fortune cookie message you have ever got?

I just got one that said "You are talented with your hands"


Never played the game where you add "except in bed" to fortunes eh?
#6
"That wasn't chicken."
Ha had to be done.
Not really though..
It was actually "Your creativity will become of use to you very soon."


MC name = Bearrorism
#7
Quote by kaptink
Never played the game where you add "except in bed" to fortunes eh?


I always add "in bed" to the end of fortune cookies. One time I got "You will be very lucky this coming Monday." Lulz ensued.
#8
Does anyone believe in fortune cookies? Or believe that they just bestow a subliminal message into your head, so you subconsciencely make it happen? :P
#12
I got one that said,

"Use the Searchbar."

But really, I got one that said, "You have an ear for music, and know what you like."
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I suggest nicola teslas powered radiation death ray mounted on an orange, top secret, neo-nazi flying swastika

What?
#13
i once got one that said "Avoid the opposite sex in the near future." i really wish i hadnt left in my wallet when i got pushed in the pool cause now it is ruined but i still loved it.


and to the user above i also add "in bed" to the end of most...but the one i just mentioned i kinda ignored to add in bed. it'd be creepy.
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Get a boner and slap your school doctor in the face with your penis.

It'll be funny.


Haiku by of friend of mine:
Fat guy play the bass
Get your jam on, get your jam
And peanut butter


Live Fast, Die Fun
#15
"you are going to die someday."

I still have that, basically so when I tell people thats what I got I have proof.
My obligatory gear list

Guitars
Schecter C-1 Classic
Gibson SG Special
1987 Fender Strat
Epiphone PR-150

Amp and Effects
Peavey Valveking 112
Boss DD-6
Crybaby Wah-wah
Ibanez TS-9DX
Banshee 2 Talkbox


Crit plz! Wh ore of Gommorah
#16
"Your fly is down"

I was wearing sweatpants. I still have that though
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#19
No joke one one my friends were eating in panda express and it said "Friends will travel miles to se you burn" No joke... He still keeps it in the wallet, he busts it out whenever we need to cheer up.
#20
"This fortune cookie is lying."

I made that up.

My last one said "Friends are always there for you" or some such bull****. Looking back I wish I had payed for it, so now I could say "I can't believe I paid for that". But I got it free. And that cookie tasted like someone kicked me in the mouth and then shat in it.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#22
my dad got a blank fortune the other day- we coudn't tell if it meant he was gonna die, or if it was like a blank check "choose your own fortune" kinda thing. lol
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*i'm too awesome for a sig
#23
this one i carry in my wallet just because it's so damn funny
"If you think you're too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito"

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Aren't you kind of scared walking around in the dark with a carniverous loon on the loose?
#24
"In god we trust, all others must pay." No joke XD.
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No. I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.


That good people is the Lulz!
#26
Quote by Monkey@Keyboard
I always add "in bed" to the end of fortune cookies. One time I got "You will be very lucky this coming Monday." Lulz ensued.


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haha i got one that said
"to please others, you must first please yourself"
lol



...Oh, I'm so sad.