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#1
Has to be the microwave.

Because God damn this Red Baron Chicken Bacon Ranch panini never tasted better.
#2
Hmm ok i manage fine whithout as microwave.

Altho Microwave is good when your cooking your stooner food Yummy.
thats the only thing i miss about it..
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#3
great.
i invented the microwave.

mine confuses me though, it has like 10 buttons!!
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#4
Greatest Invention = The guitar

You're on UG and you put the microowave before the guitar? May Elvis have mercy on your lost soul!
#5
I don't cook at all. And either does my girlfriend which is really creating a problem. So the microwave saves my life.
#6
lol panini.

funny word.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#7
Boobs.
Gearz:
Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
Dunlop 535q
Korg Pitchblack
Carvin X100B

Coming soon to a pedal board near you:
Analogman Sunface
Lovepedal E6
Area 51 wah
Skreddy Lunar Module
Malekko 616 Ekko
#9
Quote by jsbud11
Greatest Invention = The guitar

You're on UG and you put the microowave before the guitar? May Elvis have mercy on your lost soul!


n00b, mankind did not invent guitar. We merely learned how to harness its energy.
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#10
Me!
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i can become erect whilst displeasing women




What a talented person.
#11
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Boobs.

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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#12
the pit!!!


oh wait, never mind
Epiphone G-400
Yamaha Pacifica (Mod on hold due to procrastination)
Rocktron Banshee
Marshall 10CD

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I've never smoked before but it looks like fun.
#13
Quote by Austin_Scharosc
Boobs.


+1

Hell yeah!
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I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#15
Toasters man. Toasters are great. If I could come back as anything in the next life I'd sure as hell come back as a Toaster
Gibson Les Paul Custom Black Beauty
Tokai LC53 Les Paul Custom
Tokai ALS48 Love Rock Les Paul Standard
Marshall DSL-50 Head
Marshall 1936 2x12 Cabinet
#16
Quote by Nexium
Hmm ok i manage fine whithout as microwave.

Altho Microwave is good when your cooking your stooner food Yummy.
thats the only thing i miss about it..


I made this just for you:
#17
Food, thank god Macdonald's invented that ****.
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#18
Quote by KingsofSka
I don't cook at all. And either does my girlfriend which is really creating a problem. So the microwave saves my life.


that's possibly the most serious problem i've seen on UG, sort it out
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(oh! maybe some one will sig that witty comment! maybe not...)
#19
Quote by leaping badger
that's possibly the most serious problem i've seen on UG, sort it out

Yeah, this guy must have never heard a bitch slap to urethra.
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#21
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I made this just for you:





Excellent.
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#22
Microwaves are amazing.

Preheat the oven to 450, place mini-pizza directly on middle oven rack and bake for 10-15 minutes? Hell no. Pop that bitch in the microwave and nuke it for 2 and a half!

I <3 microwaves. Any yes, they're great for stoner food!
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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#24
Quote by jsbud11
Greatest Invention = The guitar

You're on UG and you put the microowave before the guitar? May Elvis have mercy on your lost soul!


I hope you mean Elvis Costello.
#28
Electricity is better.

Without it we wouldn't have the microwave or the pit. Or the internet for that matter.
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#29
The internet.
New To Town With A Made Up Name

In The Angel's City

Chasing Fortune And Fame
09/03/2012
#30
Toilets... There's no way in hell I'm going to take a crap in a hole in the ground. >:[
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#31
Quote by andy_thomas
lol panini.

funny word.


It means "sandwiches" in italian. XD
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#33
Quote by Shard Prime
Toilets... There's no way in hell I'm going to take a crap in a hole in the ground. >:[


it's only because of social change that you don't wanna crap in a hole. it's only like if you take a leak outside when you're drunk really.

i vote for rolling papers/bongs, without those i don't think life would be quite the same.
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#34
Interestingly enough, my Dad was just telling a story about when he went to the World's Fair as a kid, and they demonstrated the microwave.
They shuffled everyone into a room, and had an egg on a table that emitted the waves. Remember how you were supposed to stand back from a microwave, because there was a possibility of a leak?
There wasn't anything to stop the waves from hitting everyone in the room.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#37
Quote by twistedmaggot
it's only because of social change that you don't wanna crap in a hole. it's only like if you take a leak outside when you're drunk really.

i vote for rolling papers/bongs, without those i don't think life would be quite the same.



I thought so too, but thats what apples and hands are for if needed.
#39
Definitely bling bling.

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im a virgin too but i still ejac a lot thanx to pornotube
#40
Quote by Ralbert07
Electricity is better.

Without it we wouldn't have the microwave or the pit. Or the internet for that matter.


n00b, mankind did not invent electricity. We merely learned how to harness its energy.[/deja vu]

Anyway the guitar IS the greatest invention ever, I couldn't live without it.
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u got me

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