#1
i was just readin a thread called the longest joke in the world and its gone, i had to refresh cos it wus only half finished but it was just gettin good

wtf?
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#2
...What?
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#4
yer im pissed too wasted my time

EDIT: ^ oh thank you very much kind person
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#6
I deleted it because apparently it's old, and I didn't feel like going through the trouble of posting something everyone's already read. If you want, I'll put it all in here.

Edit: Nevermind. Enjoy it!
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#7
nice one kliider, have a cookie!
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im so jealous


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#8
That's just a short humorous novel.
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#9
Ahh, I remember that ol' joke. "Better Nate than Lever," lol.
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#10
I just read the whole thing.


I don't think i've ever been so dissapointed in my life.
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#11
omg i just read it.
wtf
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dude you have a razorback explosion?!?!
im so jealous


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#12
30 minutes later i finish it.

facepalm my life

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Yeh the SICK! bit sounds a bit stupid.

#13
I hate puns so much, I figured the Pit just might as well.
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#14
Just finished reading it... I'm pretty pissed. >:[
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#16
most horrible excuse for a waste of time ever
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#17
I didn't get it at first because I pronounce it like "Lee-ver" so that's how it sounded in my head.

I thought that was pretty entertaining though.
#19
heh, almost forgot it was a joke xD, but when it ended I laughed, but mostly cause i felt stupid for reading the whole thing for it to end in a way it couldve ended a while back.
#21
I actually found that a quite enjoyable story. It had a mix of saddness and comedy.

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#22
I spent a minute laughing at the end of it over the sheer retardation of what I had just done.
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#24
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I just read the whole thing.


I don't think i've ever been so dissapointed in my life.



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Damn...
#25
I felt cheated.

But I was on the ground dying of laughter whilst thinking "wait. Why am I laughing?"
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#26
Wow you guys read pretty slow. I was through it in 20 mins. Nevertheless, we all just lost an unspecified amount of time.
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#27
I read enough in 2 seconds.


yes, I just read the punchline.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#28
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I felt cheated.

But I was on the ground dying of laughter whilst thinking "wait. Why am I laughing?"

I did the same. It was mostly from the image in my head of an insane look on the guys face as he screams the punchline and Nate's run over in the most anticlimatic way ever.
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