#1
So I just finished rippin' down this little hill on my skateboard, right. Had a little bit of speed and popped an ollie over a manhole. Turns out there was a little bit of gravel on the other side of it so I skidded out and flew off backwards. Got me some pretty gnarley road rash on my back and smoked my head. Best wipeout I've ever had.

Share your similar stories of bailing whether it be on a skateboard, bike, fruitboots, or just walking.
#3
Yeah dude i was doing a simple back-side turn in this pipe at the local skate park. When coming down i lost balance and landed on my elbow and my ass.

There is now a bruise that takes up one half of the bottom of my fore-arm. and a equally big one on my ass.
#5
I was walking one day, and i had an old lady trip me in front of her friends while they were playing Mah-Johng. (or however you spell it) either way, i think i beat all your bailing stories.
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#6
A few days ago I attempted to jump a fence, foot caught at the top and I ended up falling face first onto the concrete, splitting my chin, and I now have about 8 stitches in my chin
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Yeah dude i was doing a simple back-side turn in this pipe at the local skate park. When coming down i lost balance and landed on my elbow and my ass.

There is now a bruise that takes up one half of the bottom of my fore-arm. and a equally big one on my ass.

It's always the simple stuff that hurts the most.
#8
I held up a corner store, my friends came and bailed me out shortly after. It was.. GREAT.
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#9
Dude, so like, brah, I was like chilling dude. And these total posers come over dude, and they was like, "Brah, you are a poser." And I was like, dude, you're a fruitbooter dude.
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#10
I remember when I was about 12, I just got to the skatepark, went down a hill into a bowl and wiped out. I managed to rip off the skin on the right side of my right leg, and you bet your ass I was crying haha. I'd never seen so much blood in my life, but after the shock of it I was alright.
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#11
One time, I tripped while I was sitting down. *shrugs* Just accident prone.
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i was skating a very slick area of concrete, and i took a sharp turn and couldn't get my hands down *bam* there goes half of my front teeth.
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#13
Tied rope around my waist, other end to a tree
Biked as fast as I could away from the tree
Got thrown about ten feet into the air and slammed into the ground face first
Got up and did it again

There's a video somewhere of me doing it on foot, I'll try and find the link
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#14
i thought to bail means to get away from an impending fall, unhurt?

anyway, i was never brave enough to do anything more than a flatland ollie on my skateboard. but one time when i was a little kid i went skiing and took a path through a forested area. there was a pretty steep straightaway so i bombed down it and tipped over at the bottom, rolling over a couple of times. but these are freaking skiis, and they got stuck in the snow and didn't pop off, so my legs were stuck in a really painful position until my friend who was ahead of me climbed back up to take them off for me. i don't watch wrestling, but i think it probably felt like when a guy sits on the other guy and does the thing where he pulls his leg
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#15
Huge chunk out of my knee from skateboarding and eating crisps at the same time. Also cracked my head off a concrete floor at Bones skatepark in Stockport. All the old schoolers laughed at me.

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#16
wasnt me, but my friend was longboarding and he went down a hill and fell into a pile of gravel. the next day in school he showed me the gravel that was still on his stomach. it was pretty cool
#17
one time dirtbiking my buddy slammed on the brakes right in front of me, causing me to T bone him in about 4th gear wide open, sending me into a ditch, landing directly on my head...luckily I was wearing a helment...ended up with a major concussion and a bit of brain hemorrhaging
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#18
i was on my board 2 day and randomly fell on my head cause i tripped over a rock
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Anyway when i used to skate I was going down this steep hill I got too much speed and my board started to shake back and forth so in order to prevent a bad wipe out I jumped off. (Bad idea) i landed on my feet landed to hard flew forward crashed on my side and skidded a good couple feet and walked away with a nasty ass scrath that covered my entire right side of my right leg. Not that bad but eh. the best i got.
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So I just finished rippin' down this little hill on my skateboard, right. Had a little bit of speed and popped an ollie over a manhole. Turns out there was a little bit of gravel on the other side of it so I skidded out and flew off backwards. Got me some pretty gnarley road rash on my back and smoked my head. Best wipeout I've ever had.

Share your similar stories of bailing whether it be on a skateboard, bike, fruitboots, or just walking.

it woulda sucked even worse but also been kinda funny if you fell off backwards into the manhole.
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#25
i was leaving a skate comp a few months ago, (i won an arbor longboard) but anyway i did fine in the comp and in the parking lot i got hit by a car. right up onto the hood i went, lame
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