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#1
So a couple weeks ago i open the fridge and two bottels of mikes hard lemonade are cracked and leaking all over the place, so natrually i clean it up and throw them away, they must have gotton smashed when someone slammed the drawr shut. i didnt mention it to anyone cause it wasnt a big deal. so today my mom starts questioning me about it, and she wont belive me, thinking i drank them with friends of something. even though i have no reason to drink, im only 16, do good in alot of sports, and get good grades, but i guess her trusting me isnt enough, how can i convince her to belive me, plus, mikes is a chick drink anyways, even if i did want a drink i wouldnt go for that.
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#2
i enjoy a mike's every once in a while....(and i'm male)
if you told her what happened, there's nothing more you can do. is she punishing you for this?
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#3
shh, it's a good drink.

Just tell her the truth, and if that doesn't work... do something that's not a meme!
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#4
............ do you?
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#5
haha I tried to use that excuse when my dad notice the beer was missing..

Kevin where did all the beer go!

Oh it fell out of the fridge and went all over the floor, i cleaned it up tho


it didnt work
#6
a) what does it matter that you do well in school and sports? how is this relevant?
b) lots of 16 year olds drink underage
c) chick drinks are awesome
#9
Yes, cause only people with good grades and who do sports don't drink. I've never heard of a jock touching alcohol
#10
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Well, are you going to get in any trouble? If all she is going to do is "assume" you drank it, then no damage done.
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#11
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is she punishing you for this?


No, but sometimes you guys know that when they say their "ashamed of you" thats almost worse than most punishment, plus if they dont trust me in the future i wont be able to go to parties and stuff,.(btw she didnt directly say shes ashamed, but she gave me "the look" when i told her what happened)
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#12
lol yea tht sorta happened with me except i drank em=P cudnt think of any lies tho im usually good at them lol i wanna grab a corona from the fridge now but yano it wud b to obvious lol i used to drink some grey goose n replace wat i toke with water lol wen my dad eventually drank it he found out lol
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#13
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No, but sometimes you guys know that when they say their "ashamed of you" thats almost worse than most punishment, plus if they dont trust me in the future i wont be able to go to parties and stuff,.(btw she didnt directly say shes ashamed, but she gave me "the look" when i told her what happened)

well then, i think this is an insignificant event, and you shouldn't worry about it
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#14
i dont understand how mikes hard is a chicks drink, i mean it has more alcohol in it than beer and it tastes good.
#15
As ppl say in the Pit regularly... with Parents.... pics or it didnt happen
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#16
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i enjoy a mike's every once in a while....(and i'm male)

+1
I rather enjoy a mikes too.
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#17
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a) what does it matter that you do well in school and sports? how is this relevant?
b) lots of 16 year olds drink underage
c) chick drinks are awesome


Im not saying that those kinda people dont drink, im just saying that they should realize that theres no reason for me to drink when im so into sports and school, i wouldnt wanna risk getting kicked from the team.
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#18
Its like explaining to your mom why she found porn on your computer... If she's not punishing you, there's no point.
#19
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As ppl say in the Pit regularly... with Parents.... pics or it didnt happen


how am i supposed to get a pic of a conversation
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Its like explaining to your mom why she found porn on your computer... If she's not punishing you, there's no point.


how did you know that happened haha....
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#22
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how am i supposed to get a pic of a conversation


I meant the mikes... no pics of leaking busted mikes... parents say it didnt happen...

then you learn photoshop skills....
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#23
Just buy them a pound of some hawaiin gold believe me they get high they will thank you forever and prob forget about the whole issue
#24
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Im not saying that those kinda people dont drink, im just saying that they should realize that theres no reason for me to drink when im so into sports and school, i wouldnt wanna risk getting kicked from the team.

Excuses like that are lame, tbh. As if you wouldn't get in just as much trouble if you weren't on a team.

Anyway, are you in trouble with your mom right now? If not, don't worry about it. If so, she has no proof, and you have a viable excuse, so you really shouldn't worry.
#25
ROFL, 2 bottles of mike's and she thinks your a boozer. Girls drink Mike's hard and besides it was only two, no big deal at all.
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#26
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Yes, cause only people with good grades and who do sports don't drink. I've never heard of a jock touching alcohol

ha you must be deaf.
#27
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ROFL, 2 bottles of mike's and she thinks your a boozer. Girls drink Mike's hard and besides it was only two, no big deal at all.

STFU, they're delicious. Just because I like Mike's and Smirnoff Ice doesn't make me a woman, dammit!!!
#28
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ROFL, 2 bottles of mike's and she thinks your a boozer. Girls drink Mike's hard and besides it was only two, no big deal at all.


That's what I thought, it's like calling a kid who steals one beer an alcoholic.
#29
she thinks you do it already why not continue?
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#30
When in doubt, cry? Make her feel bad for not believing you, tell her it hurts that she doesn't trust you....you'd be surprised how much of a sucker parents are for a little tears....


I've gotten out of **** i did do with this method.
#31
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lol yea tht sorta happened with me except i drank em=P cudnt think of any lies tho im usually good at them lol i wanna grab a corona from the fridge now but yano it wud b to obvious lol i used to drink some grey goose n replace wat i toke with water lol wen my dad eventually drank it he found out lol


You must be drunk now because that made no fucking sense.

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If so, she has no proof, and you have a viable excuse, so you really shouldn't worry.


Whoa, whoa, whoa. Since when is dealing with parents anything like a court of law? Why the hell would his parents need any sort of "proof" to punish him?
#32
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i dont understand how mikes hard is a chicks drink, i mean it has more alcohol in it than beer and it tastes good.


I've found that to be the answer.
#33
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When in doubt, cry? Make her feel bad for not believing you, tell her it hurts that she doesn't trust you....you'd be surprised how much of a sucker parents are for a little tears....


I've gotten out of **** i did do with this method.


Yeah, she probably already thinks you're a sissy for drinking Mike's hard lemonade, she'll probably fall for some fake tears.


...JK

I'd like to reinstate that chick drinks are in fact awesome.
#34
2 bottles of Mike's Hard Lemonade wouldn't get an anorexic infant girl drunk.
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#35
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This is how!

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#36
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STFU, they're delicious. Just because I like Mike's and Smirnoff Ice doesn't make me a woman, dammit!!!

If course it does, god forbid you want to drink something that actually tastes good.
#37
Haha thanks for all the responses, i dont think i should have a ton to worry about, i played it pretty cool. i knew if i got all defensive they would definatly think i did it.
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#38
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a) what does it matter that you do well in school and sports? how is this relevant?
b) lots of 16 year olds drink underage
c) chick drinks are awesome


This post basically sums up everything I thought while reading the OP.
#40
You already told her the truth. If she doesn't believe you, her problem.

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