#1
yeah so my 16th birthday is tommorow and for the past few years my birthdays have been...not so memorable...but this year will b diffrent im going to the movies and such with friends woohoo...so to makes this thread relavent i would like to know what is the best birthday experience you guys have!
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#2
I once had a birthday....
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#3
the gift your mother gave me in the back room.......
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#5
Movies with friends, omg that is soooooo awesome. Did your mom plan it too? PS, Hellboy 2 is sweet.
#7
well last year was a bottle of grey goose and half o of tree and my girl friend for the day...needless to say i enjoyed it
#8
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Movies with friends, omg that is soooooo awesome. Did your mom plan it too? PS, Hellboy 2 is sweet.

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#9
dude i was chillin with my girl at the park after dark, and the park ranger came up to my car and made me get out and do a sobriety check and stuff. it was kinda funny because he took my license and he saw it was my birthday, and he was like happy 18th birthday son, i'll let you two leave. it kinda ruined what i had going, but whatever.
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#10
On my 17th birthday I lost my virginity.
On my 12th birthday, I got this kick ass little racing bike.
On my 15th birthday, I met two of my best friends.

Those are the only three that really stick out.
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#11
Well, for one of my birthdays, my girlfriend had gotten into a cake, and when I got home, noone was there, so I walked into the living room, and there's this big cake, so I'm like "Mmm, cake!". As I begin to cut it, my girlfriend bursts out not wearing anything. We proceeded to make steamy, passionate love.


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#12
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Well, for one of my birthdays, my girlfriend had gotten into a cake, and when I got home, noone was there, so I walked into the living room, and there's this big cake, so I'm like "Mmm, cake!". As I begin to cut it, my girlfriend bursts out not wearing anything. We proceeded to make steamy, passionate love.


...oh, how I wish. How I wish

i thought the story was going to end in you accidentally cutting her...... i'm disapointed
#13
Best birthday experience you say?
Gettin my ESP AX-400 and a marshall halfstack AND gettin laid.
I was 4.
Needless to say... None of that happened.
My birthdays are like pissing in the wind... it never ends well, and you always end up with piss in your eye.
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#15
Nothing really, my birthdays are relatively bland.

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#17
On my 21st birthday, in the morning, I had a CT scan, and had a 1/4" drain shoved between my ribs.
Then I lay around for the rest of the morning and most of the afternoon, and then in the evening, I was taken down to theatre, had a tube jammed up my c*ck, got my abdomen sliced open and had about a half pint of pus drained out of me.
Yay!
#18
Getting wankered in general really. Birthdays are just another day though arent they.
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#21
the time i got drunk, got sick half the night and woke up in a sleeping bag fully dressed.
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#22
Birthdays stopped being exciting for me when I realized that you're just another day older than you were yesterday. lol. I just hang out with my friends on my birthdays though.
#23
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Birthdays stopped being exciting for me when I realized that you're just another day older than you were yesterday. lol. I just hang out with my friends on my birthdays though.

#24
My friends threw me a surprise this year. I got really drunk and puked.
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#25
Last year my dad decided to beat me with a belt instead of a baseball bat...best birthday ever.