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#1
Well, I'm going through a growth spurt thing here and I seem to have aquired some rather large streatch marks on my lower to mid back. They've been there for a week and they're making me paranoid of taking my shirt off.

Any ideas about how to get rid of these things?
#2
I can assure you, no one else cares. Whenever you take your shirt off around people, you're going to be the only one who notices.
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#3
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I can assure you, no one else cares. Whenever you take your shirt off around people, you're going to be the only one who notices.

Yeah, dude. No one gives a shit.
#4
Get completely naked. No-one will notice the damn stretch marks.

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#5
you can get cream for it

theres stuff called bio oil, i hear it works well
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#6
I have the same thing, mine are huge. I don't really care too much, and no one else does either.
#7
Tis cool bro, no one judges you on **** like that.
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#8
what is a "stretch mark"?

I can assume what it actually is, but what do they look like? I can't remember having anything of the sort.
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#10
Google it Its Rock77.

People won't care about your stretch marks. It's a natural thing.

But I've never had them.
#11
those actually show up after a growth spurt?


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#12
Hmm, I just found of what stretch marks looks like, I have some I thought I just hit my hip on something.
#13
get cocoa butter, that's what my mom used when she was pregnant with my sister and she doesn't have any stretch marks
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Those look like badass scars from a wrestling match with a bear.

Which is how stretch marks should be played off, anyway.
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#16
dont be silly, i have a couple of stretch marks the size of hands on my back and i am taking my shirt of al the time. ( mine are not because of grow spurts btw )
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#18
No one's going to stare at you and go HEY HE HAS STRETCH MARKS ON HIS BACK, that'd make the other guys in the change room VERY paranoid about the guy who pointed in out as they'd assume they were watching you change.

No one's going to notice, and if they do they won't give a ****.
#19
Cocoa butter if you want them to go away rly fast. But I had stretch marks once, not from pregnancy, and I felt the same way. It wasn't such a big deal like I thought it was and they went away anyway.
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#21
first nobody cares really, i had/have them but they've faded heaps. just say you were mauled by a mountain lion. worked for me
#22
they fade away...i have ones that look like the ones in that pic on my back...when people ask me whats wrong with my back i tell them that i was tied up and whipped...
#24
I've got them as well.
Short of one of my friends going "Dude, flogging yourself?" jokingly, nobody's seemed to care.
#25
Well, thanks guys, you people sure cheered me up about it. Still, though, it would be nice if I knew a way to get rid of them without surgery... So, I'm still up for ideas if anyone wants to throw some in the barrel.
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Haha! Now that DEFINATELY made me laugh! Actually, mine aren't quite that far apart. So, what now? I pissed off a...NO! better yet! What they are is scratch marks from your mom last night!!! YES! I DO BELEIVE I WIN!!
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Haha! Now that DEFINATELY made me laugh! Actually, mine aren't quite that far apart. So, what now? I pissed off a...NO! better yet! What they are is scratch marks from your mom last night!!! YES! I DO BELEIVE I WIN!!

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#29
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Those look like badass scars from a wrestling match with a bear.

Which is how stretch marks should be played off, anyway.


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#31
damn, bro! those stretch marks are bad-ass!! say you got attacked by a bear who snuck up behind you. tell em how he was able to land a coward blow from behind before you had to give him a couple of new assholes.
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Damn....does that mean I fail?

Put it this way-I'd rather have stretch marks than hear any more comebacks from you.
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#33
Hah.

Y'all ever heard of that medicine Accutane or however it's spelled? Dries you out beyond belief. Now I have quite a few, and they're on my arms (fartherup), back, etc. I really don't care, and don't really take my shirt off for anything either. I burn easy

EDIT: And I used to kinda get myself down about them too. It's not a big deal. They haven't really faded much as I'm only 15, however, it's more common than you'd think. I went to Cedar Point (amusement park) awhile ago, and was surprised at the number of people with them. I thought I was just odd having them.
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#34
I had them when I was younger, but they faded. You can still feel them on my back though, I was really self conscious about it too. But I got that bio oil stuff that someone mentioned in the thread and they're gone now.
#35
Dude. Nearly everyone gets stretch marks. I used to lift weights and got stretch marks from doing that. It's perfectly normal, but is embarassing. If anyone has the nerve to laugh or anything they're just a jerk.

Also got some from eating out of boredom. Seriously.
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#36
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Hah.

Y'all ever heard of that medicine Accutane or however it's spelled? Dries you out beyond belief. Now I have quite a few, and they're on my arms (fartherup), back, etc. I really don't care, and don't really take my shirt off for anything either. I burn easy



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sex with you must be interesting then.

I meant like if I'm at a beach or something.

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#39
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Yeah, dude. No one gives a shit.

Exactly, but besides this, I'm pretty sure they'll go away with time.
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#40
ive got a few, i dont like em but i just ignore them, noone else notices
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