#1
What would Jesus Drive?

im gonna say hybrid
empty the bullets from the chamber
#3
'95 Taurus.
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#5
this is similar to my "What guitar would jesus play" thread, it got locked..


He wouldn't need to drive, he can teleport!
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#6
A donkey?
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#8
A Segway.
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#10
His ass. In the bible. Totally.
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#11
He'd be driven around in a vehicle very similar to the pope-mobile.
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#12
Jesus drives the Sleigh and delivers presents!

Oh, wait thats Santa...Meh they are both fictional so who cares!
Last edited by Radio Addict at Jul 21, 2008,
#13
Jesus would drive a CHRIST-LER.

HAHAHAHA GET IT?!

I made that myself.
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#14
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Jesus drives the Slay and delivers presents!

Oh, wait thats Santa...Meh they are both fictional so who cares!


Sleigh.

Satan
drives the slay.


>.>
<.<


Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#15
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Jesus would drive a CHRIST-LER.

HAHAHAHA GET IT?!

I made that myself.


I couldn't have said it better myself my good sir!
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#19
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jesus would drive a horse



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#22
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Jesus would drive a CHRIST-LER.

HAHAHAHA GET IT?!

I made that myself.




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#23
Flying Nimbus, duh!

EDIT: damn you, fretsonfire
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#24
jesus rode that ass all day.

damn you, modern hip-hop tinged parlance. damn you.
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#28
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Oh, wait thats Santa...Meh they are both fictional so who cares!


One was real, tyvm.
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#29
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One was real, tyvm.

Don't you dare ruin Christmas for me.
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How about just send a ship at the speed up light directly to the sun, and the gravity will pull it towards the sun, thus speeding it over the speed of light.

#31
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Jesus drives the Sleigh and delivers presents!

Oh, wait thats Santa...Meh they are both fictional so who cares!


Dammit! I still write Santa letters

I hate athiests. (spelling?)

Ohh, wwjd? Jesus would drive a P-I-M-P mobile with loads of angels in the back!
#32


davedit: a reasonably sized donkey will be sufficient. thank you.

Ah, thank you, whoever you are. Who is Dav?
Last edited by LordBishek at Jul 21, 2008,
#33
huge donkey is huge
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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#34
Damn you fretsonfire!

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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#35
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Flying Nimbus, duh!

EDIT: damn you, fretsonfire


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#36
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What would Jesus Drive?
a dashboard. i've seen it with my own eyes!

Meadows
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#37
A fluro yello beatle.
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