#1
Today a couple of friends and I were catching a bus into town when suddenly we started coming up with sexual innuendos related to busses. The best ones were;

-Wow bus, you're so long!

-How much for a ride? $1.20? Oh yeah!

-A bus raped me. I wanted it to stop but it kept going

-I always use the rear exit while getting off


Post your own bus innuendos, and innuendos otherwise related to everyday things.
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#6
on rock band i named my band MONSTERCOCK and when the loading screens come up it says MONSTERCOCK on the side of a bus. and on a big banner in the back of the stage.
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on rock band i named my band MONSTERCOCK.


that's sig-able
you should start a real band and call it MONSTERCOCK
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on rock band i named my band MONSTERCOCK and when the loading screens come up it says MONSTERCOCK on the side of a bus. and on a big banner in the back of the stage.

"Gloryhole Lunchbox" looks way better on a bus than "MONSTERCOCK" would.

And did it tell you that your band name wasn't "classy" either?
#9
Not an innuendo but what the hell:

Two old ladies are sat at a cafe having a coffee and a chat. One says to the other "Did you come on the bus?", to which the lady replies "Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack"
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#10
the other day I saw the department of corrections bus driving back from the court.

It was kinda fatter at the front, it looked like a knob lulz
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#11
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