#1
Like the title says whats your best pick up line or the one thats worked the most.

One of my friends he put make up under his eyes and looked like pete wentz? of fall out boy. he got many a chick but the guys hated him for being a fag

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#3
Nice shoes wanna ****?
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#4
how are you ddoooooiing *wink*


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#5
When I'm with a girl outside, I point to a bunch of random stars and say "There's Taurus, and those 7 stars there is Hydra", along those lines, make up total bullshit constellations. It actually works.

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#7
I have 3 testicles.

Is your dad a baker? Because I want to buy some bread.
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#8
hmmm
if someone else is pashing next to you
hey look their pashing
maybe we should
apparently i used that when i was rather tipsy
Pull my finger

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#9
So are you lesbian or bisexual?

I have **** luck, what can I do. Better to get it over with quickly >_>
#11
"hey baby, wanna go to my room and use the searchbar?"
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#15
the classic: do you wash your pants in windex? cause i can really see myself in them....
or... my personal alteration of this:do you wash your pants in windex? cause i really wanna **** right now.
#17
"Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only Ten i see."

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