#1
They should really make a Ultimate Guitar t.V. commercial.if they did,what would they use?
I want to see a guitar death battle.what do you think?

Discuss

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#2
It would be me, jackoffjill, gunpowder, and kensai, having a naked tag-team cage match.

At no point would a guitar be involved.
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#3
theres guitars here??
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^and then everyone throwing up at the mere sight of it.




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^and then everyone throwing up fapping at the mere sight of it.



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#11
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It would be me, jackoffjill, gunpowder, and kensai, having a naked tag-team cage match.

At no point would a guitar be involved.


I'd watch that
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^ hahahaha
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No it would be like letting foreign devils into the promised land. The chosen few find UG and are destined to register accounts and nobody else is worthy. It would spoil UG, I like it just the way it is.

UG was spoiled in 2006. You should have seen it back in 04 and 05. Much better.

It's gone downhill, not that I'm complaining. I've nothing better to do.
#15
Kosh H this is a little bit off topic but I went to school in hoschton.

But any way it should be a bunch of kids trying to play play guitar then they turn into paul gilbert and start shedding.
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#16
Since UG's service is teetering on legality, I doubt it would get any air time in the Western world.
#17
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UG was spoiled in 2006. You should have seen it back in 04 and 05. Much better.

It's gone downhill, not that I'm complaining. I've nothing better to do.


I think new people would be great.the bear with skittles should have a death battle with keanu reeves and lawrence fishburne and crazy matrix action followed by everything exploding

#18
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Kosh H this is a little bit off topic but I went to school in hoschton.

But any way it should be a bunch of kids trying to play play guitar then they turn into paul gilbert and start shedding.


really?what school?thats cool.

(wow that also was off topic)
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Kosh H this is a little bit off topic but I went to school in hoschton.

But any way it should be a bunch of kids trying to play play guitar then they turn into paul gilbert and start shedding.


Or sort of like this..

*kids playing smoke on the water, poorly.*
Kid A: Darn, this is hard!
Kid B: Sure is!
*paul gilbert enters the room, while playing a guitar solo*
P.G: Hey kids!
Both Kids: It's Paul Gilbert!
Kid A: Hey Mr. Gilbert, will we ever be able to play as good as you?!
P.G: No!
*camera closes up on Paul's face, and he smiles wide and says to the children..*
P.G: Kill yourself!

then it quickly flashes the UG url.
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Or sort of like this..

*kids playing smoke on the water, poorly.*
Kid A: Darn, this is hard!
Kid B: Sure is!
*paul gilbert enters the room, while playing a guitar solo*
P.G: Hey kids!
Both Kids: It's Paul Gilbert!
Kid A: Hey Mr. Gilbert, will we ever be able to play as good as you?!
P.G: No!
*camera closes up on Paul's face, and he smiles wide and says to the children..*
P.G: Kill yourself!

then it quickly flashes the UG url.


Then they have to show the guy on the pit right before he kills himself trying to tell the story. I think this could work
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#22
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It would be me, jackoffjill, gunpowder, and kensai, having a naked tag-team cage match.

At no point would a guitar be involved.

i would provide the funds to film this.
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It would be me, jackoffjill, gunpowder, and kensai, having a naked tag-team cage match.

At no point would a guitar be involved.

Throw a lol wut pear and maybe some icy hot and we got a winner.
#24
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UG was spoiled in 2006. You should have seen it back in 04 and 05. Much better.

It's gone downhill, not that I'm complaining. I've nothing better to do.


ugs always been the same.
#25
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Or sort of like this..

*kids playing smoke on the water, poorly.*
Kid A: Darn, this is hard!
Kid B: Sure is!
*paul gilbert enters the room, while playing a guitar solo*
P.G: Hey kids!
Both Kids: It's Paul Gilbert!
Kid A: Hey Mr. Gilbert, will we ever be able to play as good as you?!
P.G: No!
*camera closes up on Paul's face, and he smiles wide and says to the children..*
P.G: Kill yourself!

then it quickly flashes the UG url.


Give this commercial a prime-time slot. And replace PG with 'Trucci or 'Steen (Gilbert just seems too much of a nice guy to tell children to commit suicide)
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Or sort of like this..

*kids playing smoke on the water, poorly.*
Kid A: Darn, this is hard!
Kid B: Sure is!
*paul gilbert enters the room, while playing a guitar solo*
P.G: Hey kids!
Both Kids: It's Paul Gilbert!
Kid A: Hey Mr. Gilbert, will we ever be able to play as good as you?!
P.G: No!
*camera closes up on Paul's face, and he smiles wide and says to the children..*
P.G: Kill yourself!

then it quickly flashes the UG url.

HAHAHAHA that is tru.i know people who could be taught guitar by Jimi hendix and still wouldnt kno the difference between a bass and a guitar.

but after the exchange between P.G. and kids it would show the url and say "you suck at guitar,go to our website and feel horrible,because you are!"

lol
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#29
Quote by Kosh H
They should really make a Ultimate Guitar t.V. commercial.if they did,what would they use?
I want to see a guitar death battle.what do you think?

Discuss

why?because i can


...that gets me thinking
I should make one for UG...just for fun or something

I could actually make a great video for UG. I dont have a beta cam to make TV quality productions however I do have the gear for online videos and ive made things like this in the past for other sites.

I would just need someone killer at guitar to stop by my studio so I could get some B-Roll of them shredding. Someone new at guitar as well would be great.
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#30
Maybe we should get yngvie malstien eating donuts in front of his computer then he picks up his guitar plays a little bit. Then Ug logo pops up on the screen and a voice says "UG it's lke this except with out the guitar playing"
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#31
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Since UG's service is teetering on legality, I doubt it would get any air time in the Western world.


In that case we'll be making an ad in russian. I'm looking forward to it already.
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