#1
Influenced by the other chav attack threads.
I just found a video which gives you the general idea of a chav, except there more pussy like and they all like to think that they act like this and want to act like this, if you get me.

Oh and there usually scrawny white kids, unlike this vid.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GsmzNB_eXek

Oh yeah and not french either

Edit: Btw i liek this sort of music and stuff im jsut talking abut the video not the music


Think of this as an extreme version of chav.



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#2
LOL chavs ... they just want a place in the world you know

EDIT: are chavs bullys ?
#5
Anyone wants to know what they're like, just type "Devo" into YouTube. Then imagine that, ALOT more aggressive, and you have a good chav.
#9
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LOL chavs ... they just want a place in the world you know

EDIT: are chavs bullys ?



Well what do you mean...
In my eyes a bully is someone who doesnt have many friends and takes the mess out of the small guy for attention.

A chav is more of a group of twats jsut causing trouble forthe hell of it.



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#10
WHAT? Devo is a band... Not chav-like at all =S
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#11
Anyone else think that harry's cousin looks like a chav in the 5th harry potter book?
#12
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Well what do you mean...
In my eyes a bully is someone who doesnt have many friends and takes the mess out of the small guy for attention.

A chav is more of a group of twats jsut causing trouble forthe hell of it.


hmm .. I thought bullys were like groups of anti-social that are so anti-social that become social among themselves and that beat up and .. cause trouble forthe hell of it

EDIT:
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Anyone else think that harry's cousin looks like a chav in the 5th harry potter book?


yeah , I thought THAT was a bully-like boy
#13
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hmm .. I thought bullys were like groups of anti-social that are so anti-social that become social among themselves and that beat up and .. cause trouble forthe hell of it



Yeah i guess you right
Ignore the last post then



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#14
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#17
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WHAT? Devo is a band... Not chav-like at all =S


Not Devo "Whip it! Whip it good!" Devo, but Devo the guy who pretends to be a Chav and films it.
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#18
So like Wiggers?
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Not Devo "Whip it! Whip it good!" Devo, but Devo the guy who pretends to be a Chav and films it.


#20
I wish some of these "chav" wannabe punks could run into some real gangs I've got around my town.

THAT would be "justice"
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#21
Chavs are just scum tbh
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#22
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So like Wiggers?

Yes, except they won't shut up about them.
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#23
I still say we rangle them all up, fly them to North America and systematically spread them out between Detroit, New York, and Toronto and see how long they last.
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This seems a very good idea.
I'll vote for you if you decide to run in the next election (i would, if i was old enough to vote that is)



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#26
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So like Wiggers?


That's what I was thinking. Except they actually can't really do anything.

These chavs just sound like a bunch of annoying pricks. It'd be interesting to see how they would fare if they came to the U.S. I imagine they'd get their asses kicked - BIG TIME. Well, depending on where they were.

Speaking of which, are these guys in cities or are they in like small towns and stuff?
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#27
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That's what I was thinking. Except they actually can't really do anything.

These chavs just sound like a bunch of annoying pricks. It'd be interesting to see how they would fare if they came to the U.S. I imagine they'd get their asses kicked - BIG TIME. Well, depending on where they were.

Speaking of which, are these guys in cities or are they in like small towns and stuff?


Yeah man, where I'm from here in the U.S., no one deals with **** like that.

I dunno about you all, but If I got the **** beat out of me by a group like that, and let the right people know... well, it wouldn't happen again.
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#29
That's quite a realistic vision actually, and they that the French don't have chav equivalents. Just most Chavs here are whiter - except in the sink estates of huge cities - and scrawnier. But you do get many who are just like that.

But this is a true Chav:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZXslsLDLs
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#30
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So like Wiggers?

It looks kind of like that. Except in athletic clothing, and alot more annoying. Most wiggers (atleast I know of) don't really bother other people. they just constantly start **** with other wiggers that wear different color T-shirts.
#31
If they are just a bunch of scrawny kids, couldn't a couple big dudes just flat out annihilate them? ****, I used to be scrawny and I knew how weak I was.
#32
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This seems a very good idea.
I'll vote for you if you decide to run in the next election (i would, if i was old enough to vote that is)


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If you're wondering what a chav is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG-lczsY3v0


people actually leave their houses wearing that shit, without intending on running a marathon later????
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#37
wow, all this talk about chavs on this forum made me think they were big tough drunk guys, now i can't help but laugh at them. I would LOVE to see them last a day in my city
but since there are so many of them in Europe I really feel bad for whoever has to put up with their bull****.
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#38
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people actually leave their houses wearing that shit, without intending on running a marathon later????


Yes. ahahahahahahahaa.