#1
Someone posted a link to something called "101 rules of Power Metal" a while ago, and I can't find it. There were also links to the "101 rules of Black/Death/Thrash/Nu Metal". Does anyone have the links to them? They were hilarious.
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#4
Rule 75 in the sequel to the 101 rules of power metal:

75. Tastelessly interrupt your subdued ballad with an obnoxiously loud and completely unrestrained guitar solo. What would kill the song in other genres is necessary here to wake up metalheads who fell asleep while you were singing about stalking your ex-girlfriend with your +2 Camcorder of Invisibility.


Damn near pissed myself.
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#5
They're pretty good, but they're too long. He seems to run out of things halfway through each of them. The Black Metal one kinda sucks, which is odd 'cause it seems like it would be the easiest to do.
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#6
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They're pretty good, but they're too long. He seems to run out of things halfway through each of them. The Black Metal one kinda sucks, which is odd 'cause it seems like it would be the easiest to do.

Yeah, like 10 of the black metal ones are "don't be dani filth" and I think he skips about 10 numbers in a couple of them (goes directly from 60 to 70 or something like that).
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