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#2
I've done that, TS. Just like, "Noah, barre the fifth fret for me. I need to play 'Hallelujah.'"
#3
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YOU SICK ****! Now he can never get that basketball scholarship.

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#5
Quote by TheHamburglar
YOU SICK ****! Now he can never get that basketball scholarship.


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Nothing really. I ghetto rigged my strap lock once, that's about it.
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Him - "Because I just dumped you for the lulz!"
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Him -"*runs away*"


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killswitch engage has some dissonant riffs, they're kind grindcore tho

#6
During a show, I was pounding a cowbell on my mic stand with the headstock of my guitar.
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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#7
Quote by gtarhro123
^^^^
mine was when i used my brothers hand as a capo


You cut your brother's hand off?!

Anyway, my input jack on my old Yamaha Pacifica was loose and the connection was messed up. I tried tightening the little screws and one of them broke. So, I just took two inch long screws and used those instead! It worked so I kept it like that and it still has those screws in it.
#8
learned ice ice baby grandma still wont talk to me
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"Rebellion happens in the mind, you cant create it, you just are that way" - SLC Punk!
#9
screwed my strap to my guitar....
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^First time I've ever made a funny


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okay Mike my advice for you is, don't sleep with your sister
#10
I bought a guitar for 70 buck , completly took it apart and never put it back together. that was like a year ago. idk why.
GUITARS:
Fender Strat w/ Seymour duncans
Agile Explorer w, SD livewire metal
Fender Telecaster w/ hot rail

PEDALBOARD:
Boss chromatic tuner
Ibanez weeping demon
*Digitech Whammy*
MXR Smart Gate
#11
Quote by gtarhro123
^^^^
mine was when i used my brothers hand as a capo

thanks i never thought of that....


I coloured mine with a marker
#13
I accidently dropped a bottle of Hennessey on it once.
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#15
hot glue the pick-up to the guitar. its still in there my whole guitar is ghetto its insane
Turn on, Tune in, Drop out.

-Timothy Leary
#16
Quote by gtarhro123
^^^^
mine was when i used my brothers hand as a capo


I bet his hand was frozen into the shape of a bar chord for two weeks you animal
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#17
Quote by Mackawade
screwed my strap to my guitar....

done that
Turn on, Tune in, Drop out.

-Timothy Leary
#18
My friend and I made a strap out of old belts and those mountain climbing type clip things. I have the "Zakk Wylde" strap setup on my old guitar with the eye screws and clip things. I also have a bunch of stickers on it, the Zoso symbols painted on the back of the neck, and the neck humbucker duct-taped in so it doesn't fall out.

I <3 that guitar
“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.”
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#19
I put an Ottomen sticker on it (but I've since removed it).

I also started to sand it down by hand, but stopped since I thought the wood might look bad underneath. So now the back of one horn of my guitar is sanded.
Saint Louis Blues
#21
I taped the bridge in place on my old guitar for 1 month before i got it fixed.
#22
ok, i have an RG series Ibanez with an Edge III bridge.
i wanted to play in Drop A# but i didnt feel like tuning it.
so i just folded up a tissue, held down the whammy bar, and put it under the bridge.
it worked like a charm.

and on my older Ibanez, the wood got stripped where the screws were. i didnt feel like drilling more holes so i used Gorilla glue.
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#23
I made love to my guitar, cause my hoe was busy sleeping with my brother
now THATS ghetto
#25
Quote by Hellvitica
I made love to my guitar, cause my hoe was busy sleeping with my brother
now THATS ghetto


I made love to my hoe while playing guitar
#26
I once tied a vintage 60's-style scarf around its headstock and named the guitar The Drag Guru
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We love you. God Bless.
#27
Quote by the_strikes
I made love to my hoe while playing guitar


All Hail The_Strikes
#28
used shoelaces for a strap for an acoustic so me and a buddy could both walk around town playing, he used some jumper cables (clipped 'em to the back strap button and the headstock) good thing it was a cheap guitar.
#29
Quote by JeanMi36
During a show, I was pounding a cowbell on my mic stand with the headstock of my guitar.


I've done cymbal crashes with my old guitar. I don't do it now since I have 3 to-a-side tuners, and don't want to knock it out of tune.

And the hand=capo thing reminds me of that Paul Gilbert song. I'll try and find it.

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rgCos0zjLU
And shouldn't it be "most ghetto?" Although "ghettoist" is more ghetto (ghettoer?) than "most ghetto."
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Ummm, petrol? Nip down to your local petrol station, buy a litre of the stuff and soak your balls in it, light them up and start playing with them.
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#30
My old Squire Strat has a "BLING BLING" sticker on it. Ghetto enough for ya?
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"ur a fag if you don't pronounce the lightning bolt in ac/dc"

touche. who wuzzit?



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OMG! smile_man, that was amazing.
#31
Quote by inhatredofme
used shoelaces for a strap for an acoustic so me and a buddy could both walk around town playing, he used some jumper cables (clipped 'em to the back strap button and the headstock) good thing it was a cheap guitar.


Now its really ghetto when u get a strap when it sends u a small shoelace to actually put the strap on i have a fender starcaster with one button
#32
Quote by scrambler_66
I've done cymbal crashes with my old guitar. I don't do it now since I have 3 to-a-side tuners, and don't want to knock it out of tune.

And the hand=capo thing reminds me of that Paul Gilbert song. I'll try and find it.


I wouldn't do it with my ES-335. But it's awesome with my strat.
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#34
lets just say it involved ALOT of duct tape..... i still have nightmares
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#35
I covered my whole guitar in ductape, then put on blue and red stripes. I think I just won. :P
#36
Put spinners on it, gave it a doo rag and bought it a 40.
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Epiphone Les Paul Standard Plus Top w/ Seymour Duncans
Epiphone Les Paul Standard Plain Top w/ Dimarzios
Peavey Windsor Halfstack
MXR Distortion III
Dunlop Jazz 3 picks (Red)
DR Tite-fit 10's
Monster Cables
#37
took out the pickups and bridge, laid it flat and made it into a coffee table
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Totally awesome, I love you.

Have my children.

#39
before i bought a capo, i was learning some songs with one so i mixed up some string, a small ruler and some pencils. the result:
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