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I figured we'd start things a little bit early For those of you who don't know, its almost (like 30 more minutes) waterPROOFpie's 17th birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINA!

I got you that sugar you were on a quest for earlier. =D

<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#2
got some coke!
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#5
whats with all the granular gifts? get original guys
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#6
I found some herb
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#7
happy birthday! i got you dorothy's shoes
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#9
Quote by C.C. Deville
I figured we'd start things a little bit early For those of you who don't know, its almost (like 30 more minutes) waterPROOFpie's 17th birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINA!

I got you that sugar you were on a quest for earlier. =D


Alright happy birthd...


Wow, nice tits C.C.
...uh, birthday, Tina.
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#11
why would you be anywhere near water with a pie, so that the status of "waterproof" would be necessary?


but happy birthday!
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#12
Woot! It's a celebration bitches!

Bring on the NC-17 Clockwork Orange!
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I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
#14
haaaaaaappy birthday!!

I got you a ton of chocolate

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#15
Wait a second: A birthday thread not made by the person celebrating the birthday?!?!?!

I refuse to believe it.

But yeah, happy birthday. Here's uh......

A sweet hat.

I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#17
I got you cookies



And a fat kid to feed them too.

*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#18
happy birthday!!!

i got you a guitar that you can do whammy on without the whammy bar.
Too cool for a signature.
#19
Five More Minutes!
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#20
woo! 3 minutes! I got you channing tatum, mostly because he's hot



happy birthday tina!
MUSIC can lift us out of depression or move us to tears- it is a remedy, a tonic, orange juice for the ear.
~Oliver Sacks


"You get smaller while the world gets big
The more you know you know you don't know shit"
#21
HAPPY B-DAY FROM DAY-B!

i gots you a me:



FIRST POST ON YOUR ACTUAL BIRFDAY! WOOT!
#DTWD
#22
^according to my clock, THIS is the first post on her actual birthday.

I got you a John Stamos:

#25
Quote by lateraluspiral
got some coke!

Beat me to it, but....


heroin and cocaine go hand in hand!

Happy birthday!
#28
Until I saw this thread I thought her user name was "waterproofie."

This is like finding out that Santa isn't real. I hope your birthday is average at best.
#29
Happy Birthday, Tina

i got you a new boat. you don't have to row this one.

Meadows
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#30
thank you. I've never had so many granular gifts before!
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
#31
Happy birthday darling!



You can store grain and cows and stuff in there!
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#32
I got you him ^
do what you will.
The only things we hate are those things we try to hide from others.

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Either way, I don't think bananas should be placed in such proximity to an ass

I disagree. Bananas and ass are like peaches and cream.
#33
Happy birthday!

I got you this: A CHOCOLATE IGLOO!

Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#34


Happy birthday!!

Here are some flowers! They look like they would smell nice.
#36
holy crap, i'm requesting a chocolate igloo for my birthday as well... (august 11th btw)
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#38


Here's your degree to NYU! now you don't need to pay the $5472580578720 it costs to get the education.
Sent from my iPad.
#39
Happy birthday!

I got you Henry Rollins neck. Unfortunately I don't have any pictures of it, as it shatters the camera lense
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
#40
Quote by C.C. Deville
holy crap, i'm requesting a chocolate igloo for my birthday as well... (august 11th btw)



I'll have to have one for you too then
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
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