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#1
The pit cheated...

Steena's seventeen...

In like 14 minutes...

She's now (almost) officially bait for Kip Winger!!!

Let's everyone get her gifts!!!!!

I got her a chocolate milk related T-shirt!

Last edited by Iluvpowerchords at Jul 21, 2008,
#2
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#4
I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!


No seriously, enough to pay 3 bucks a glass for it at Olive Garden! (Sad true story.. and I got 3 glasses).


Thanks guys
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
#5


It's a spaceship
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
Last edited by element4433 at Jul 22, 2008,
#6

I made it myself.

7 months ago.

For myself.

I mean my favorite moderator.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#7
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
#9
The baby, not the wagon.




Edit: Yeah, my picture's huge. Whatcha gonna do about it?
#11
I went out and got a cheap card at the last minute.



MORE LIKE HOPPY BIRTHDAY LOL
Last edited by werty22 at Jul 22, 2008,
#15
Oh man! Happy birthday, Christina!!
Here, I got you...


Heroin!! Because it's really punx and shit, y'know.

and...

a real live Pikachu! He's all yours!
DOWN&OUT
#16
I got you a toy!:
And clenching your fist for the ones like us
Who are oppressed by the figures of beauty,
You fixed yourself, you said, "Well, never mind,
We are ugly, but we have the music."
#17
That Pikachu is kinda creepy... I'm probably the only person who has ever thought that.
#18
I don't have a photobucket

thus I did'n't get you anything

Reed is the bastard.

happy birthday.
#19
The age of consent is 17 in New York so she's legal now.





Stay safe.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#20
Quote by crustyreed
I don't have a photobucket

thus I did'n't get you anything

Reed is the bastard.

happy birthday.

You don't need a photobucket. Just search a picture, copy the pic's URL, and type "(Invalid img)" (no quotes).

Now stop with the cheap excuses and get tina a gift.
#21
I got you some ducklings!




Oh...um...I left your gift in the car! I'll just run out and get it! *runs outside, sound of tires squealing*
Minister of n00b harassing of the Punk and Ska fourm.
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Thank God for CowsWithGuns

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Cowswithguns is my forum hero.

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Cowswithguns is some kind of god on earth.



Love is never having to say your safeword.
#23
Quote by neidnarb11890
You don't need a photobucket. Just search a picture, copy the pic's URL, and type "(Invalid img)" (no quotes).

Now stop with the cheap excuses and get tina a gift.

Yup. Or use Tinypic. Get her a gift OR SHE WILL BAN YOU.
#24
I got Tina a copy of the latest video game SLAM DANCE REVOLUTION!

You gotta bring the mosh, power in the X!
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#26
I was going to make you a new avatar that flashed between "world's", "best" "mod" and a picture of henry rollins. Like the kind of thing you'd see on a tea mug, minus the picture of Henry Rollins.

But then I realised that I didn't have the skill to do that, so in the end I found a nice pirhouette (sp?) kitten one.

EDIT: I suppose it's more of a breakdancing kitten.
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#27
I broke into Adam Ant's old flat and stole his swearbox for you





I also got you socks.
#28
(Invalid img)

I got you one of these, next time you don't have time for a shower everybody will understand why and not bother you.

it's a blue box with a question mark!
Last edited by crustyreed at Jul 22, 2008,
#30
thanks for the e-presents guys. I am especially touched by the breakdancing kitty and the straw-turtle
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
#31
Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a ****ing gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There's no point of ****ing bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of ****ing nothing

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
#32


ya, i knew you'd love em
Propaganda does not deceive people; it merely helps them to deceive themselves-Eric Hoffer

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CBGB wants to be famous like the others such as Green Day and Offspring. They don't want to be a underground punk band.
#33
Haha best song and I <3 Yo Gabba Gabba.


So basically for lunch I had the first real hamburger I've had in about 6 months (I've been eating veggie only) and I've had 500 calories worth of chocolate milk since midnight. After lunch, I waited 3 hours and did an 8 mile run. Needless to say, I just puked all of that up
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
#34
I don't even have a rough idea how many calories I take in in a day. Must not be a lot though cuz I'm lanky.

The only exercise I do is Push ups to try and counter act my concave chest and wussy back and shoulders.

It must suck to be a chick.

I think the The calorie allowance my food pyramid thing says Women, at their most active, are only allowed as many calories as men who don't exercise at all.
#35
Chocolate milk is the bomb. Throwing it up is not quite as bomb. The first day of band camp a couple of years ago, I had Krispy Kreme and chocolate milk for breakfast. The delicious mixture boiled inside of my stomach and I hurled all over the parking lot. One of the three biggest pukes of my life. They had to pour out all of the coolers of drinking water to clean it up. Good times...
#36
Quote by Iluvpowerchords
I don't even have a rough idea how many calories I take in in a day. Must not be a lot though cuz I'm lanky.

The only exercise I do is Push ups to try and counter act my concave chest and wussy back and shoulders.

It must suck to be a chick.

I think the The calorie allowance my food pyramid thing says Women, at their most active, are only allowed as many calories as men who don't exercise at all.

That makes the obesity rates of men seem even more dramatic.
#39
It's mest up that she'd give her life for a gift.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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