#1
I'm so pissed! my girlfriend just sent me a message on myspace and said she got fingered by some guy!

I don't know who this douche is, but when i find him (and i will) i'm gonna twist his neck shut and use him as a condom
#2
No lol here.

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#5
it was guitarmannnnn
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#7
Your girlfriend is a wench.
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#8
you know.. she may have wanted it. if she didnt, she wouldve tried harder to prevent it.
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#9
obviously you werent getting things done
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#10
either way finger his dick, see how he likes it lol
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#14
Sucks to be you...
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#15
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I'm so pissed! my girlfriend just sent me a message on myspace and said she got fingered by some guys!

I don't know who these douches are, but when i find them (and i will) they're gonna twist my neck shut and let them use me as a condom

Fixed.
Not funny.


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#19
It seems your gf was fingered by the majority of this website. Unfortunately, your girlfriend is a whore it seems.
#20
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It seems your gf was fingered by the majority of this website. Unfortunately, your girlfriend is a whore it seems.


+1
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