#1
I just got caught sneaking out, and i figured out its because my brother is uncool and ratted me out. i need revenge, so far i really have nothing on him, and im not gonna waste my time tryinh to get something on him. i did this a while ago, i took an empty lighter and put it in his pants pocket before my parents did the laundry, that got him a week of grounding, what are some original ideas to get him back, the main idea is to get him grounded and show him how annoying it is to be ratted out.
#2
put fingers in his pants pockets before your mom does the wash
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Any one else think getting busted with a lighter again would be really bad for him? I say go for that...unless he knows you did it the first time.
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#10
Has it occurred to you that he ratted on you because you pulled shit on him first? Maybe just do nothing, and he'll be cool with you.
#12
Put a mom in your laundry before your pocket washes it. Wait! sh*t
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put pills in his pocket b4 your mom does the wash
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#17
get a nude pic of your mom and put it in one of his pockets, whether he finds it or your mom, it'll still be great
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Put a play girl magazine in his pocket before your ma does the laundry!

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#19
There are rules for a reason? Don't sneak out.

Unless your parents are complete tools and in that case sneak away!
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#22
force drugs down his throat and leave some on the floor for parents to see, then stick his penis up your ass so it looks like he raped you, then rap his hand round a knife and cut your penis off then cut your throat, so it looks like he raped and killed you while he was high.
i reckon he'd get grounded for a week or 2

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force drugs down his throat and leave some on the floor for parents to see, then stick his penis up your ass so it looks like he raped you, then rap his hand round a knife and cut your penis off then cut your throat, so it looks like he raped and killed you while he was high.
i reckon he'd get grounded for a week or 2


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^^YES!!!!!Someone who agrees with me an doesn't call me a sick ****!!

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#25
Go to the red light district of your city. Steal a prostitute, rape her and kill her. Put a empty lighter in her pocket and then put her in the pocket of your brothers pants. Problem solved.
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I say go for the porn or the pills. Even if it was advil or aspirin he would still be ****ed.
#27
Get a seal-able sandwich bag.

Put a small amount of salt/flour in there so it looks like cocaine. Put a £5/$5 note in the bag.


Put this in his trouser pockets?
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#28
Either put up with it, or dont get caught next time...

*remembers this is the pit*

...OR dump on a used condom mudkip and put it in his pocket
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i didn't mean someone on UG, my friends all call me a sick **** cos i often say rather disgusting things that pop into my head when having a discussion

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#30
Put heroin in his locker. That'll teach him.
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#32
Grow up and obey the rules that your parents laid out for you and you won't get in any trouble.
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#35
every1 stop aying to put summin in his pocket be4 laundry, the kid wont make the same mistake twice, put a condom in ur bro' room where ur parents will find it
#36
You should kick him in the gonads
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You need to SNEAK out?
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#38
Yeah you're brother sounds like he's the mature one here, while you being a little brat have to sneak out then go to the pit for revenge because you disobeyed your parents and got caught.
#39
just pee on his toothbrush. I'd normally say mailbox but - yeh do either one.

Then post pics and the results

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#40
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rape him.


+1

But anyways revenge isnt cool dude. Its not going to make him stop just make him mad. Next time you should bribe him or something or offer to take him somewhere. Its a small price to pay if you want to sneak out that badly. Sometimes you just gotta make sacrifices.