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#3
This thread might not go so well, bro.

EDIT:

HAI O
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#4
Quote by TooFast
This thread might not go so well, bro.

So what?
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#5
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
So what?

Just letting you know. It has a slight laughability factor to it, though.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#7
Oh man this thread should be a doozie!

I love all forms of Rock 'n' Roll, past and NOT present
#8
Dear lord I lol'd when I read the topic title.
I hope it's cold, everyday, where you are.
#9
my penis works way better.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#10
If my parents check my history, I blame you BZ

Safety
Insertion of foreign objects into the anus is not without dangers. This area is fragile, the intestinal walls don't feel pain and for objects pushed too far, surgery may be necessary for removal (even without injury). Some unsafe anal masturbation methods can actually lead to a trip to the hospital emergency room.

It's worth the risks. Hell, I'm gonna find me a spatula

Edit: For women, insertion of an object into the anus can indirectly stimulate the vagina. Since the muscles of the anus contract during orgasm, the presence of an object holding the sphincter open can strengthen the sensation of the contractions and intensify orgasm for both men and women. UG FTW.[1]

UG ftw indeed.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#12
Ok,

To whoever said "UG FTW" at the end of the first paragraph of the "method" section,

You win
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Def Leppard
Journey
Tool
Testament
Megadeth
Slayer
Mastodon
Deftones
Alice in Chains
Foo Fighters
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#13
Quote by TooFast
Just letting you know. It has a slight laughability factor to it, though.

...and thus, the point of thy thread came to thee.
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#14
ya after you wake up from a long night of anal masterbation you go downstairs,
your mom is like wtf is that smell and you look around and theres **** all over your fist
#15
lol Nothing better than being sleep depraved from Night shift and coming in and finding ANAL MASTERBATION: Your Thoughts, on UG lol.............is there anything the Pit won't discuss.............I doubt it lol
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#16
Heard of it, I'm curious but I don't enjoy things in my bum. Prostate exams are going to suck! It's kind of obvious though, there's a reason gay dudes do it in the pooper.
Last edited by drunkinkoala at Jul 22, 2008,
#17
Quote by TooFast

EDIT:

looks like a miniature lava lamp....minus the lava
Quote by sneyob
Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


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There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who
#18
Small objects with dimensions similar to small stools are less likely to become lodged than medium-sized or large objects like cellphones, potatoes


haha WTF
I hope it's cold, everyday, where you are.
#19
"Objects such as lightbulbs or wax candles cannot safely be used in anal masturbation, as they may break or shatter, causing dangerous medical situations."

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#22
"The biological purpose of the anus is to expel intestinal gas and feces from the body. Therefore, when inserting objects into the anus, one may encounter feces."

I laughed at that...does that make me immature? xD
The Pit. The Movie.
#23
Quote by Spay
"The biological purpose of the anus is to expel intestinal gas and feces from the body. Therefore, when inserting objects into the anus, one may encounter feces."

I laughed at that...does that make me immature? xD

Nah, it made me sharply exhale though my nostrils.
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#25
my friend tried it once.


he came into school like.

hey everyone guess what i did, yeah im cool.


he gets insulted every day about it
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#26
Quote by TooFast
This thread might not go so well, bro.

EDIT:

HAI O


THAT TRAFFIC CONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE ORANGE!
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#27
Quote by drunkinkoala
Also apparently some people put **** in their peehole for some reason.

Because it has a lot of nerve endings, and can lead to good feelings?
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#28
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
Nah, it made me sharply exhale though my nostrils.


I love the way they phrased that.
The Pit. The Movie.
#30
Quote by Nelsean
THAT TRAFFIC CONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE ORANGE!


No, no, no good sir. That traffic cone, I believe, goes up your ass.
The Pit. The Movie.
#31
Quote by TooFast
Because it has a lot of nerve endings, and can lead to good feelings?

Hmmm, I'd rather have stuff in my ass than there though....
#32
Quote by lyndon_93
my friend tried it once.


he came into school like.

hey everyone guess what i did, yeah im cool.


he gets insulted every day about it


http://bash.org/?1578
<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
#33
Quote by stevo_epi_SG_wo
sex thread


find it

*reported*

Last time I checked, masturbation isn't considered sex.


You can't lose your virginity to your fucking hand.
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#34
31 replies 32 views?
Why, we are quick to reply today.
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#35
ROFLMFAOSHAAMATST!!!

UG FTW!! that was the funniest thing I ever saw!!
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#36
Quote by Spay
No, no, no good sir. That traffic cone, I believe, goes up your ass.


It'll make good use I suppose with all the traffic that is...
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#37
Quote by Ovenman
31 replies 32 views?
Why, we are quick to reply today.

Masturbation + the pit = successful thread
#38
UG FTW!! lol. Whoever put that there, I would like to congratulate you personally, if anyone cares. So, who did it???
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Schizophrenia rap?

*beatboxes*

I have schizophrenia, I talk to myself,
People startin' to doubt my mental health,
Maybe someday I'll get the help I need,
But till then don't be blamin' mah weed.

*scratches*
#39
'UG FOR THE FARKING WIN (BFMVrrule) ' haha i posted that in texture of insertions
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Quote by chll
i think she's a horny type girl

cuz 1 tym io remember she asked me to kiss her
#40
this is ****ing ridiculous, but then again, it is the pit. UG FTW indeed
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