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#1
I do. Alot actually.

Girls are so cute, and cuddly, and sensitive, and sweet. They have more fun, they go do cute things with their friends that guys cant do, like taking a yoga class together. And they can make out with other girls and its hot and not gross!

AND they have boobs! Wow how cool would that be to be able to grab boobs whenever you freaking want to?

Who cares if they bleed downstairs every month. girls rock, and I wish I was one.
#2
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#4
I don't want to bleed for a week in a row. kitchen isn't either my place
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#6
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Get a sex change, because you're probably gay. (I'm being serious, either that or bi)


Yea but i'd never have the money to do that.

I'm not gay tho, I'd just rather be a girl.
#7
I'd be a girl. Just 4 teh b00bs.

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#8
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Yea but i'd never have the money to do that.

I'm not gay tho, I'd just rather be a girl.


Why? Girls aren't treated fairly, they're often looked at as objects, they have periods, mood swings, they talk behind your back rather than settle it in a good old fist fight, and they can't handle liquor all too well. When is th last time you heard of a guy who was raped at a party?
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#9
lol...I thought of that a few times...but when I tried sex...hell no! I'm so wanna stay a man
It's kinda easier.
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#10
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I don't want to bleed for a week in a row. kitchen isn't either my place


lol
#12
Dude, u should seriously get yourself a girl and grab her boobs.
#13
Would it really be all that good benig a chick? It has multiple downsides, like:

* Everytime you walk alone in the night, someone who wants to rape you could be around any corner.
* You're naturally weaker than most males.
* Some think it's weird when a chick plays guitar. Like she's automatically slower etc.
* And in all countries (I think), females get lower salary.

Plus this:

Quote by Colgate Total
Why? Girls aren't treated fairly, they're often looked at as objects, they have periods, mood swings, they talk behind your back rather than settle it in a good old fist fight, and they can't handle liquor all too well. When is th last time you heard of a guy who was raped at a party?
#15
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Would it really be all that good benig a chick? It has multiple downsides, like:

* Everytime you walk alone in the night, someone who wants to rape you could be around any corner.
* You're naturally weaker than most males.
* Some think it's weird when a chick plays guitar. Like she's automatically slower etc.
* And in all countries (I think), females get lower salary.

Plus this:


but you can play with your boobs and do lesbian porn
#18
lol, gay


No I joke, I joke.

The boobs'll be great, I wouldn't mind for a day for teh lulz, but for life would be baaad.
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#19
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Dude, u should seriously get yourself a girl and grab her boobs.



Classy.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#20
I'm surprised no ones mentioned no clean-up.
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#21
It would be nice for a bit but not much longer than a week.

Getting a sex change would solve any thing you would still be a man

you wouldnt have great natural tits, a clit, a g spot, multiple orgasms, and you would look butch and disgusting.




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#22
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I'm surprised no ones mentioned no clean-up.


That's partially true, except that the mess would probably end up on your face...
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#23
I never wish I was a boy
boys are always covered in mud.
I like being clean.
~Domino?

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and I'm too young to care.


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#26
Pros
Time off work whenever needed for "womens problems" (see hormonial manic).
Unlimited Access to breasts.

Cons
Unable to drive.
Unable to drink alcohol.
Unable to view any event without commenting on someone's clothes.
Unable to withstand the allure of gossip.
Unable to get ready for anything within 15 minutes.
Unable to process mind bending thoughts, theories and rules, such as "Yes, he has to put the ball in the hole."
Unable to not give a **** about whether a colour clashes with another colour.
Unable to jump into water without holding your nose.
Physically unable to throw any object any distance without looking like you've lost all feelings in your arms and can't actually see.
#28
Quote by Domino
I never wish I was a boy
boys are always covered in mud.
I like being clean.


Is that why you spend so much time in the kitchen?
I kid.
#29
Quote by Domino
I never wish I was a boy
boys are always covered in mud.
I like being clean.


Strange, 'cause your moma's filthy

Sorry, I couldn't help myself
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#31
No, not at all. I am glad I am not a girl. For several reasons.

But heres the big one. Do you understand what is involved in pregnancy? Especially when it comes down to actually delivering the brat. I thank god that I will never have to give birth.
#33
Quote by Hereforthebooze
Pros
Time off work whenever needed for "womens problems" (see hormonial manic).
Unlimited Access to breasts.

Cons
Unable to drive.
Unable to drink alcohol.
Unable to view any event without commenting on someone's clothes.
Unable to withstand the allure of gossip.
Unable to get ready for anything within 15 minutes.
Unable to process mind bending thoughts, theories and rules, such as "Yes, he has to put the ball in the hole."
Unable to not give a **** about whether a colour clashes with another colour.
Unable to jump into water without holding your nose.
Physically unable to throw any object any distance without looking like you've lost all feelings in your arms and can't actually see.


omg just saw this

YOU ARE GOD

#34
Males bodies would be so much easier to handle I guess. I'm happy as a male although to me it really doens't matter what gender I am.
#35
This brings me to a song from years ago, by a band called Violent Delight

I wish I was a girl so I'd see more tits
I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit
I only have a dick that's quite hairy
My ass is too, that's kinda scary

I wish I was a girl

I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain
Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain
Cost being a guy is really boring
And cross dressing just isn't my thing

Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To fell my clit as it gets.........

But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more
Cos I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door
I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits
But I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive tits
I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time
I'd get a better job when performing 69
Cos being a girl would be so cool
Cos when you cum you don't leave a pool

Mother

Why wasn't I a girl


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#36
I've always thought about the same thing, but I think it's broader than that. (Well it is for me). I think we'd rather be someone else for a change, whether male or female; we might get bored of being us, or something. Or maybe turn into an animal, like on Animorphs. When I was watching that show, there was no other power I wish I had more.

Sorry for the incoherent sentences.
#37
Woah!
Didn't see that coming, kinda disturbing actually.
But, I think we all have.

Yeah, I'd like to be a girl for a day or something.
I've always wondered what would masturbation/sex feel like for girls? (still, the thought of sexing a man makes me cringe)
I could make a les porn and feel myself 24/7!

But after that I'd just want to be a man again.
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#38
I like being able to play guitar and video games, so no.

ZING!

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#39
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No, not at all. I am glad I am not a girl. For several reasons.

But heres the big one. Do you understand what is involved in pregnancy? Especially when it comes down to actually delivering the brat. I thank god that I will never have to give birth.

milk cannons during and afterpregnancy !
#40
i'd do it but only 4 a day. just 2 see what being a chicks really like. hopefully i dont get mah period on that day.......
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