#1
I'm bored to the point of reading the Sun... well its website, which is a bit better than the waste of paper because it's free and doesnt waste any paper... Aaaany way, back to the point. It has some articles on midgets getting involved in crime, which is highly amusing, because I'm pretty much immature... Enjoy, maybe post a few of your own stories of vertically challenged people flouting the law... or dont depending on your current disposition:

Midget drug dealer attacks man with knife for calling him a paedo:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article67901.ece

Midget burglar:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/justice/article1455177.ece
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#2
Did you hear about the midget psychic who was robbing banks and eluding authorities?

Police reported a small medium at large. (ba-dum-tsh)
#3
There was something on the Jonathon Ross radio show a while ago about midgets hiding in bags on long coach journeys, then while going along they get out, go through every one elses baggage and rob them all clean, how funny is that!




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There was something on the Jonathon Ross radio show a while ago about midgets hiding in bags on long coach journeys, then while going along they get out, go through every one elses baggage and rob them all clean, how funny is that!


haha, that's awesome, if I was in charge of this country I'd pass laws to make sure all midgets are involved in some kind of mischief
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There was something on the Jonathon Ross radio show a while ago about midgets hiding in bags on long coach journeys, then while going along they get out, go through every one elses baggage and rob them all clean, how funny is that!

yeah i remember a thread about it, i was laughing a lot.
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Did you hear about the midget psychic who was robbing banks and eluding authorities?

Police reported a small medium at large. (ba-dum-tsh)



That was one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time. Well played my friend.
#7
I wish I was a midget.
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#8
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Those 2 midgets banging that crack wh0re, but end up being too high to do so...

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