#1
My girlfriend says my special love juice (semen) tastes like pancake batter.
Is this normal?
Do I have some disease?
What does YOUR white army taste like?

Please, discuss.
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#3
I don't eat my seamen?
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#4
i hear stale beer lol
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#9
Well thats a new one...
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#10
this sounds like a job for loveline what time zone do you live in
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#13
You're gonna die. If it already tastes like pancake batter, then it's too late....
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#14
Quote by shift3448
this sounds like a job for loveline what time zone do you live in


Am I wrong, or does it this guy sound like he's trying to find out where I live?

...you don't happen to like pancakes, do you?
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#15
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Am I wrong, or does it this guy sound like he's trying to find out where I live?

...you don't happen to like pancakes, do you?

A time zone pretty damn huge...i dont think thats it
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#16
Quote by ThroughtheHaze
My girlfriend says my special love juice (semen) tastes like pancake batter.
Is this normal?
Do I have some disease?

What does YOUR white army taste like?

Please, discuss.


You dont have normal AIDS
YOU HAVE SUPER AIDS!!!!!

lol, no i dont eat my own cum
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#17
Quote by ThroughtheHaze
Am I wrong, or does it this guy sound like he's trying to find out where I live?

...you don't happen to like pancakes, do you?



eww

#18
Quote by ThroughtheHaze
Am I wrong, or does it this guy sound like he's trying to find out where I live?

...you don't happen to like pancakes, do you?


no if i wanted to find out where you live i would ask you that question
im asking you this question because theres a radio show that deals with sex issues and stuff like that its at 10:00 pm for pacific time so whatever time that is for you call 1800love191

or go on www.lovelineshow.com
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#21
shift, I know man.
I was just making a cheap joke and your expense.
Good advice though.
Much appreciated.
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#22
Quote by KKING911
You're gonna die. If it already tastes like pancake batter, then it's too late....


it's like the blue screen of death for humans

goodbye my friend
#23
your welcome i listen to it everynight because its ****ing funny
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#24
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really?


Technically, yes. Semen is protein from a human body. Consumed meat is also protein.

So remember kids; Swallowing=Immoral, Spitting=Saintlike.
#25
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Technically, yes. Semen is protein from a human body. Consumed meat is also protein.

So remember kids; Swallowing=Immoral, Spitting=Saintlike.


no..the other post, they spelled it "seamen"

..like a sailor..

so..eating sailors would be cannibalism.
#26
According to a reliable source (porn mag), guys who drink lots of pineapple juice taste a lot better.
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