Poll: Most times you have wanked in a day?
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View poll results: Most times you have wanked in a day?
Don't wank (TS: GTFO)
5 4%
1
2 2%
2
10 8%
3
23 18%
4
21 17%
5
21 17%
6
11 9%
7
12 9%
8
1 1%
9+ (:eek:)
21 17%
Voters: 127.
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#3
Six, never again.
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#5
Six, never again.
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All-riiight.
#6
5 or 6, I never really went for a record.

Nowadays I actually try and do it less often, would you believe Quality > quantity and all that.
#7
It's too bad, sad really that no one has a better topic than this.

But I'm not a party pooper, so too many times would be my answer.
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#10
I don't remember, I think it was around 5 or 6.

Of course, that was when I hadn't done the deed in a month or so....
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#11
you get drained out at 4
except me, i go 16
Your dreams are all out of focus;
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And all the world feels so unreal...


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#13
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Over 9000!


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You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#14
9+ Because I have mastered the useless skill of being able to masturbate without being aroused/hard. xD
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#16
8

long and sticky story
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#17
Quote by Spay
9+ Because I have mastered the useless skill of being able to masturbate without being aroused/hard. xD

****... you OWN the Dalai Lama
#20
Quote by korinaflyingv
once did 10 in an hour
why
the
****
did
i
do
that
Excuse the meme, but...

Did you start cumming blood?
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#21
Quote by the evil edge
****... you OWN the Dalai Lama


xD

The way I do it, it actually feels better then standard wanking.
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#22
Quote by Spay
9+ Because I have mastered the useless skill of being able to masturbate without being aroused/hard. xD



I hate that skill it get's painful at some point...
#25
this is quite disturbing
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What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#26
6? Have you actually ever talked to a girl without having to give out your credit card number?
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#27
Quote by kaverl
I hate that skill it get's painful at some point...


Not really O.o
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#28
Although this reminds me of one time when I wanked, and then again on the same erection.

First wank: 15 minutes
Second wank: 1.5 hours
The feeling of ejaculating and falling asleep simultaneously: Priceless
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#29
****ing hell 6?! dont u run out of horn??

I've done three before I think but only once.. done 2 quite a few times.. once everyday nearly.. coolos
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#32
Four, and I felt like a pathetic shell afterwards.
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#34
3...i've never really pushed my limits but it just gets boring after a while
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#35
12 in one day. Never again, i had to wait a week to do it again after that so the cuts could heal it was the stupidest thing i have ever done.
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#39
Quote by sum_ugly_man
15 times, it was horrible!



wow your user title explains everything
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#40
Quote by mr kipling
I know a guy who says he did it 28 times. I think he's lying.



okay now that's kind of ridiculous, I'm still trying to go for 20, but I usually end up in the corner of my room in fetal position after the 11th, I don't know how I managed to do 15 once, but ****ing hell 28?!
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