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#5
If I was a guy, from my current perspective at least, I'd just want to dress in drag.

That's a no, basically.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#6
always.
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Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


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Haggard13 i are impressed
#8
Maybe we should tell them how uncomfortable having large testicles can be?
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#9
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
If I was a guy, from my current perspective at least, I'd just want to dress in drag.
I would never do that.
#10
"there arent any girls on the internet"<that pisses me off so much!

but sorry i'll leave now...
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#11
I did want to be a boy back when I was a sperm cell with an X chromosome, but then the unthinkable happened: My wish came true! My X lost a leg and then, upon my conception, I was a boy!

This seemed like it was a lot funnier when I first thought it up.
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#12
Quote by Just Andrew
Maybe we should tell them how uncomfortable having large testicles can be?

Having large breasts isn't?

....are we even yet?
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#13
Quote by moodster
I did want to be a boy back when I was a sperm cell with an X chromosome, but then the unthinkable happened: My wish came true! My X lost a leg and then, upon my conception, I was a boy!

This seemed like it was a lot funnier when I first thought it up.


It wasn't bad .
#14
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Having large breasts isn't?

....are we even yet?
Fair enough.


Uh, if you want to share some stories, I have open ears....
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#15
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Having large breasts isn't?

....are we even yet?



Uncomfortable?!...what?
#16
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Having large breasts isn't?

....are we even yet?



You can't sit on large breasts. Large testicles get in the way of all sorts of things. If they are big enough you kick them every time you walk. They can get in the way of your zipper too.
#17
See I can tuck my sack and willy between my legs if I want to pretend to be a girl, but what do girls do when they want to pretend to be a boy?
Don't say fruit, it's just not the same
ohai little sig.
#19
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Having large breasts isn't?

....are we even yet?


Not really you cant crush yours if you sit down without thinking, and they arnt as hairy and sweaty

I would hope.




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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

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Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

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Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#20
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They can get in the way of your zipper too.



There's Something About Mary FTW!
They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.


-Ginger Baker
#21
I'd like to sample the social superiority males get. Speak to a MTF trans post-op patient, they all say they never realised just how much of a difference there is.

/feminist
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#23
Quote by Seryaph
You can't sit on large breasts. Large testicles get in the way of all sorts of things. If they are big enough you kick them every time you walk. They can get in the way of your zipper too.



i lmfaoyfbhywtf
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#24
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Having large breasts isn't?

....are we even yet?


Totally ungrateful comment. God gave you them.
#25
well having periods and getting pregnant is no fun to start with

i havent been pregnant but im sure its not fun
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#26
Quote by Demonikk
See I can tuck my sack and willy between my legs if I want to pretend to be a girl, but what do girls do when they want to pretend to be a boy?
Don't say fruit, it's just not the same



I pretend that it's some kind of alien, and then I let go and it looks like the alien is extremely agile.
#27
Quote by Dinkydaisy
I'd like to sample the social superiority males get. Speak to a MTF trans post-op patient, they all say they never realised just how much of a difference there is.

/feminist



Yeah exactly. Though it would make me feel very uncomfortable =/
#28
Quote by Just Andrew
Maybe we should tell them how uncomfortable having large testicles can be?

Thing is, probably less 10% of us here could actually qualify for "large".

Granted the same is true of the girls...


THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS.
#29
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Having large breasts isn't?

....are we even yet?



Do your breasts itch in a different spot every three to five minutes?
#30
I thought that if I had a penis for a day I'd swing it around at people. And that's it. Just for a day. Then I wondered what it'd be like to be gay and realized I loved my bleeding vagina.

To know another is to know a universe of others...
Sometimes a soul must wander to truly know it is home.

Andrew McMahon
#31
Quote by sum_ugly_man
Uncomfortable?!...what?

They get very sore sometimes after a day of being in a bra. I mean horribly sore >__<

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Totally ungrateful comment. God gave you them.

No, I never said I wanted rid of them!
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#32
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Seriously...what?!



Thats right . . . you read me.
#33
Quote by kiss zombies
I thought that if I had a penis for a day I'd swing it around at people. And that's it. Just for a day. Then I wondered what it'd be like to be gay and realized I loved my bleeding vagina.

hahahaha this is awesome
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#34
Quote by Vermintide
Thing is, probably less 10% of us here could actually qualify for "large".

Granted the same is true of the girls...
It doesn't have to be huge, but sometimes you get scratches and occasionally, sit on them...

Also, having a hard on at the worst times....
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#36
Quote by Just Andrew
It doesn't have to be huge, but sometimes you get scratches and occasionally, sit on them...

Also, having a hard on at the worst times....

Try having period cramps, mood swings, boobs, hips, and bleeding from your genitalia every month. You seem to think we have it easy. I can't lean my front of a desk because my boobs get in the way, so I'm doomed to sitting upright.
Life is hard.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#37
Never trust anything that can bleed for 5 days straight and not die, gentlemen.
#39
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Try having period cramps, mood swings, boobs, hips, and bleeding from your genitalia every month. You seem to think we have it easy. I can't lean my front of a desk because my boobs get in the way, so I'm doomed to sitting upright.
Life is hard.


your a bit of a feminist arent you Dink?

to be honest, i agree with you. i think girls do have it worse than guys. although huge breasts and hips arent such a downside
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'




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#40
Quote by Dinkydaisy
I'd like to sample the social superiority males get. Speak to a MTF trans post-op patient, they all say they never realised just how much of a difference there is.

/feminist

Maybe the post-op patients feel the difference because they don't look 'normal' and people find it hard to accept how they look?
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