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#3
my dad tackled me once. then i almost stabbed him.
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#4
I have almost thrown down with my dad. Several times. One time my stepmom pissed me off so much I punched a whole in the wall. Oh yeah, once I punched my dad in the kidneys so hard he almost cried. But he deserved it . . . or maybe not
#5
only play fought when i was little

i get on with my parents really well
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#6
Quote by Stoner0405
Has anyone ever not fought with their parents?

Or you mean fist fight. My friend recently decked his dad in the face. I hear stories, sounds cool.


ye fist fight
#7
No, but I did punch my dad in the balls when I was a kid though....

I thought it was funny, he didn't.
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#8
Quote by Just Andrew
No, but I did punch my dad in the balls when I was a kid though....

I thought it was funny, he didn't.

same i did that when i was play fighting

i couldnt work out why he was just lying on the floor curled up


SORRY DAD!
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#9
Yeah, I body slammed my mom on the cold hard concrete driveway just last night. "**** you not making me dinner, BITCH!" Is pretty close to what I was shouting at the time.
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#11
I've come very close several times. And I've actually thought about that a lot, and I think I would beat the **** out of my dad if I had to.
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#12
yeah ive almost rumbled with my dad a few times
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#13
my dad got mad at me for arguing with my brother so he threw a punch at my face. he missed and i got him in the shoulder to the point he fell into the wall. then my mom got between us so i wouldnt actually hurt him, but that was the first time my parents ever heard me say "****", so that was kinda funny
#14
My best freind went to juvie for punching his mom last week.
If you are reading this now you are my B**ch.
#15
My mom once tried to leave the kitchen.
She wont try it again.
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#18
I got shouty at my mum for whatever reasons and my dad sucker punched me. I hooked him below the ear, knocked him cold and he needed about 4 operations to fix the damage I did to his inner ear. I feel ****ing awful for it, but doing it again is never not an option
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#21
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i've had a lot of yelling arguments with my parents before even to the point of me cussing at them, but blows have never been thrown by either side, although they did once try to take my guitar during an argument, i was about to burn the house down
#22
when my brothers dad was beating my mom, i put his head through the window. however he was an expert in hand to hand and threw me out the window, this was from the second floor. Since then we have been in several fights, once including a 9.mm. we decided to stop however, and went our seperate ways, to avoid jail time. it all sucks other than that, i have beat up my little brothers quite a few times.
#23
Quote by lolcats
I've fought with my mother, but not "christian bale fought" with my mother



So you mean as in, not at all?

I think it's a bit too early for those jokes.

Now the sister beating jokes. Those are fair game.
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#24
This one time when i was like 10 I tried to tackle my dad...anger issues ftl, I still regret doing so
#25
Quote by jeremessmore
the outsiders, duh


i've had a lot of yelling arguments with my parents before even to the point of me cussing at them, but blows have never been thrown by either side, although they did once try to take my guitar during an argument, i was about to burn the house down


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#26
Quote by Jericho114
So you mean as in, not at all?

I think it's a bit too early for those jokes.

Now the sister beating jokes. Those are fair game.

Nah, I mean we've screamed at each other and stuff, but I've never hit her.
#28
Quote by Popsai
My mom once tried to leave the kitchen.
She wont try it again.



Falcon punch or bitch slap?

I usually prefer bitch slaps when women try to go out.
#29
Have you ever
been at someplace
Recognizing everybody's face
Until you realized that there was no one there you knew.

Oh.. yup, yes I have. Nothing too horrible though.
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#30
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Falcon punch or bitch slap?

I usually prefer bitch slaps when women try to go out.

She wasnt pregnant.
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I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#32
Quote by Portuguese_boy
Still works.

Indeed.
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I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


Quote by shredhead22
why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#35
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btw wtf is a falcon punch srry am noob to this forum

When the time comes, you'll know.
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I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#36
Quote by bob2008_v1
btw wtf is a falcon punch srry am noob to this forum



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#37
[quote="'CrystalMeth[od"]']I wish I had a dad around to beat the crap out of
sorry to hear that, dude =[
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#38
My dad gots pissed the other day and threw me down the stairs...does that count
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