#1
hi there,

i'm very new to this forum, but have been enjoying the tabs for a few months now

i'm new to music but this is my first attempt; kind of a punk song based on true life events of when i was much younger

(verse 1)

i'm playing snooker with a rope
in bed i haven't got a hope
i need to use a f**kin splint
i'm gonna call that saucy bint

(chorus)

Joan the boner
Re-vita-liser
When she looks into yer eyes
Yer gonna swell behind yer flies
She's-a-vitaliser

(verse 2)

like pushing paste back in a tube
i'm tyring all the fancy lubes
it's like a sausage on a stick
the world's most useless floppy pr!ck

(chorus)

(verse 3)

she broke me off a yellow pill
told me just to ch-ch-chil
and now i'm greasing up with lard
i've never been so f**kin 'ard

(chorus)

Boner!!

thanks for reading - any feedback welcome
#2
more than usually remarkable. absolutely preposterously readable. delightfully subtle. genuinely fabulously delicious account of insanely relatable occurrences.

can't wait to read more.
#3
Quote by skagitup
more than usually remarkable. absolutely preposterously readable. delightfully subtle. genuinely fabulously delicious account of insanely relatable occurrences.

can't wait to read more.


I think you're being sarcasic...

It was a great read. I hope you don't get censored. It would be a shame to get half of this great song cut off.
#4
Greatness! it's so...visceral (no sarcasm here). I wish I could write something fun like this, my stuff always ends up way too serious. Good work, spectacular for a first attempt in my opinion.