#1
I ****ing hate having a Willie. It's brought me nothing but bad luck. When I first had one I thought it was pretty cool, it done a few tricks and stuff and it raked in a few Scottish girls and made me happy, but now it's like some kind of curse, I was in the garden yesterday and I wanted it to work but it appeared to be busted and just would not interact with the other people. I am at a terrible situation here. I think it's broke...



... So how do you get a refund on Ebay?
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#2
Lolololololololololololololololololol
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#3
Worst joke ever? i think so. sorry mang...
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#6
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Worst joke ever? i think so. sorry mang...

I am super serial.
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#7
refund on ebay? I guess sell it as if it weren't broken... I dunno I don't really use ebay

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Anatomy Anatomy
Whale Blue Review

Park that car
Drop that phone
Sleep on the floor
Dream about me
#8
meh
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#9
When I started to see the pic, I was like, "Oh ****, a dick."

Then I saw willie, and I was like, "Oh **** it's willie."
LARGE TEXT
#10
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Hahahaha facepalm
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#12
yawn. poor attempt a joke. you could have linked us using a fake porn site link to a picture of it though, would have been funnier.
#13
Booooooooooooooo
Gear:
Guitars/ Basses:
PRS SE singlecut w/Tremolo
Epiphone Sg
Epiphone Thunderbird

Waiting in the wings:
Squier Strat mod
(soon to start)

Amps:
Line 6 Spider JAM
Peavey Max 115 bass amp
#14
I got a chuckle out of it.

Not sure it was worth the effort though.
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” -Winston Churchill
#17
LMAO that was great.
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Schecter C-1 Classic (Deep Sea Green)
Jackson DK2M Snow White Edition
BC Rich Mockingbird Special X

Amps:
Mesa Boogie Express 5:50 212
Roland Microcube

RIP Kevin Robert Swerdfiger
September 15 1991 - May 16 2008
#18
You must not have been in a compatible Springfield environment. God, read the instructions on the box.
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#19
Cut it off.

I know, you're talking about a toy, but cut your penis off. You might breed bad joke tellers.
#20
Lame joke but I chuckled.
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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yea venezula is just the richest country in the world...
#23
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Wow. Epic. Fail.

Fix'd
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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#25
I've just realized that Willy isn't a popular term in America. Ah well.
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