#1
My sister just told me that if i ever was going to stranggle her at night that i have to do it with cowden(her stuffed cow) because the last thing she wants to see is cow crotch in her face. and this was just random we were watching tv and she turned to me and said this.

so pit... whats the weirdest thing your family has told you?
If you are reading this now you are my B**ch.
#4
'69 is not just a number, but a way of life'

- Drunk father.
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#5
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'69 is not just a number, but a way of life'

- Drunk father.


Was that before or after?
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#6
You were an accident.

I lol'd.

Then cried.

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#7
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You were an accident.

I lol'd.

Then cried.


thats messed up.
but i lol'd
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#8
Why do people make such a big deal out of being an accident?
I am, and I couldnt care less. Its not like my parents dont love me.
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ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#9
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Why do people make such a big deal out of being an accident?
I am, and I couldnt care less. Its not like my parents dont love me.


I was taking the piss.

I realise that with hindsight replacing "an accident" with "unwanted" would have been funnier
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#11
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my little sister asking me and my dad what masturbation was
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we freaked out


Did you show her?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#12
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Did you show her?


Yes, do tell.


Mum: "But it's just a guitar with 4 thicker strings isnt it?"


*facebomb*
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ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#14
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Yes, do tell.


Mum: "But it's just a guitar with 4 thicker strings isnt it?"


*facebomb*

My mum used to say this too, then I bought a 5 string worth more than her car
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i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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