#1
Superman vs. Batman





One of these guys stands NO CHANCE. It was an actuall idea for a movie.
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#2
Leatherface VS Superman is better, Leatherfac wins.
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#3
Batman would lose, he doesn't have any superpowers. Superman is invincible unless batman just happens to have kryptonite.

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#4
Batman just slipped and Superman caught him and is considering dropping him for the lawls.

Don't be so judgemental.
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Batman would lose, he doesn't have any superpowers. Superman is invincible unless batman just happens to have kryptonite.

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#7
Don't be so quick to doubt Batman. He always has the upper hand because he finds and pressures his enemies weakness.
#8
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Batman > every other superhero.


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#9
If Superman and Batman met on the middle of the street or something and Superman's all like "I challenge you to a d-d-d-d-duel!", Batman'd lose, cuz chances are he doesn't keep a hunk of kryptonite in is pocket, but If they're all like "Hey lets beat the **** out of each other... tomorrow", Batman would win because he could make a ****load of kryptonite batarangs or something along those lines...
#11
I'd think Superman, but there was an episode/movie where batman got his hands on some kryptonite, if he still has that then Batman wins.

I've always like Batman more though, Bruce being a mega rich playboy~ mmhm Oh ya baby!
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#12
well last i heard, Superman was wheel chair bound, and Batman raped him to death with a kryptonite condom, because Christian Bale is just that awesome. i mean come on, the man beats his mother AND sister! a ****ing idol

oh, and just to add insult to injury, i'm pretty sure the condom burst.
#13
They're both ****ing super heros, they wouldnt fight each other... unless it was over wonderwoman.

Although I think captian america is shagging her...
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#14
I think there are actually comics when Batman fights Superman and he is able to win, at least for a while, since he always makes really good plans. And he does have Kryptonite in these comics.
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#15
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They're both ****ing super heros, they wouldnt fight each other... unless it was over wonderwoman.

Although I think captian america is shagging her...

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#16
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well last i heard, Superman was wheel chair bound, and Batman raped him to death with a kryptonite condom, because Christian Bale is just that awesome. i mean come on, the man beats his mother AND sister! a ****ing idol

oh, and just to add insult to injury, i'm pretty sure the condom burst.


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for all thats holy i hope he didnt actually "beat" them,just something got out of hand and secondly,raping a whellchair bound christopher reeves is just wrong
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Quote by Devopast
They're both ****ing super heros, they wouldnt fight each other... unless it was over wonderwoman.

Although I think captian america is shagging her...


Word on the street is Batman is pissed off because Superman has been grooming Robin on the internet. Also I think last time Superman went to the Bat Cave to pick up his ironing he used Batmans last can of shark repellant to get rid of a nasty case of body odour
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#18
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Batman > every other superhero.


Batman isn't a superhero
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#19
Wolverine V Magneto was pretty hardcore...Everytime Wolverine moved Magneto would turn him inside out...

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#20
actually Batman would win. His has a piece of kryptonite, which Superman gave him!!! if he ever turned evil. So somewhere in the batcave is a piece of kryptonite and a well thought out plan on killing superman
#23
Quote by Copius
If Superman and Batman met on the middle of the street or something and Superman's all like "I challenge you to a d-d-d-d-duel!", Batman'd lose, cuz chances are he doesn't keep a hunk of kryptonite in is pocket, but If they're all like "Hey lets beat the **** out of each other... tomorrow", Batman would win because he could make a ****load of kryptonite batarangs or something along those lines...



This post is right. Superman could use superspeed to just appear behind batman and snap his neck instantly. But if it was like a ''i'm calling you out'' kinda deal then batman would win.


Also, is there red kriptonite in the comics like in Smallville.
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Batman isn't a superhero

You don't need superpowers to be a superhero
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#26
Quote by sixstringsteve
You don't need superpowers to be a superhero


Batman is a man at his physical peak who happens to be one of the richest {imaginary} men in the world.

So, in theory:

Work out religiously for three years>Aquire billions of dollars>find cave>Become BATMAN!!!!!
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#27
Batman has defeated superman before. There was a JLA arc where everyone turned evil or something, and Batman routinely handed them all their asses. Superman, Flash, Wonderwoman, Green Lantern, that Alien dude, etc. Even ****ing aquaman. Batman kicked their asses without a second thought.
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