#1
So this girl ive known for like 6 years is giving me one chance to impress her. were going to see mama mia. she thinks of me as one of her best friends. what do i do to impress her?
#3
Buy her a gift! After the movies get her flowers or something.
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#5
Honestly, you are stuck in the friend zone. If you've known her for that long then there is no chance.

Sorry, but you waited too long.
#6
Take your clothes off and fap furiously.

But seriously, if you've known her for like 6 years and she considers you to be one of her best friends can you not just be yourself?
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#7
tell her its her birthday. then tell her you dont give a f**k that its her birthday...
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Honestly, you are stuck in the friend zone. If you've known her for that long then there is no chance.

Sorry, but you waited too long.


dude i knew this chick for 4 years and i started ****ing her 3 months ago. never too late. well yeha sometimes its too late.
#9
Did she happen to say "I'm giving you one chance to impress me" or did you just assume that?

Either way....doesnt sound like the odds are in your favor my friend.
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#10
Friend Zone by the sounds of it.
And she actually said "you've got one chance to impress me"?

EDIT: Beaten to it, but still answer
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#11
rape her.
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#13
kinda. i mean weve go to movies together before and stuff, but i was like just one "date" type of movie. and she said ok, just once though. so yea
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#15
Just once? She said just once? Sorry man, your chances are slimmer than i initially thought.

Here's your options, you can go as friends, leave as friends, and stay friends.
OR
Go as a date, treat her like a date, show her you can be a good boyfriend, and tell her how you feel and ask if she had fun and if she'd like to do it again. But with this, you may risk some awkwardness (nice way of saying "rejection") and may go to sleep that night without a girlfriend OR a friend because you just might creep her out.
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#16
Well the girl I'm dating currently I was friends with since we were 5 and we started dating at 16 so it's never to late. Buy her ticket to start, and then you have to play it by ear. If she puts her hand on the arm rest, put yours on top, if not see how friendly she's being, maybe it's worth going for the arm around her. You really have to feel it out yourself.
#17
one chance to impress, and you take er to a friggin movie?

that is so much fail right there
#18
Well, if you go so low as asking the pit for advice - I'd assume you're not exactly the best with women. You're in the friend zone. Sorry, but it's a lost cause.
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#19
I can't remember the music video from which this originates, but:


Buy popcorn for the movie, bring an extra(empty) popcorn bag into the theater, with a whole cut into the bottom. Rest the actual popcorn on your lap, and allow her to get into the "groove" of grabbing handfuls of popcorn without looking. When you deem it is time, switch the bags, unzip your pants, slip your man-snake through the hole. Wait for her to take her next handful.

Hopefully she will be impressed.
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Well the girl I'm dating currently I was friends with since we were 5 and we started dating at 16 so it's never to late. Buy her ticket to start, and then you have to play it by ear. If she puts her hand on the arm rest, put yours on top, if not see how friendly she's being, maybe it's worth going for the arm around her. You really have to feel it out yourself.


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#21
yeah, this whole time i was thinking the broadway play and wondering why that wasn't good enough....you're ****ed if your taking her to a movie to impress her
#22
DONT TAKE HER TO MAMA MIA

how about that?

While your at it, hand over your man card.

Seriously though, just be the guy she wants you to be and give up all your self identity. That will get you in in a flash
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#23
rape her until she explodes. thatll show her
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#24
its never to late being friends that long will allow you to know all about her before you even start dating
#25
You've known her for 6 years, and you think you have "one" chance to impress her?

You better have a good 6 years on your record because one night almost makes no difference; she's already got her opinion made of you...
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#26
Dick in the popcorn bucket FTW!!!
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I can't remember the music video from which this originates, but:


Buy popcorn for the movie, bring an extra(empty) popcorn bag into the theater, with a whole cut into the bottom. Rest the actual popcorn on your lap, and allow her to get into the "groove" of grabbing handfuls of popcorn without looking. When you deem it is time, switch the bags, unzip your pants, slip your man-snake through the hole. Wait for her to take her next handful.

Hopefully she will be impressed.


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#29
The best way to impress her would be to ruin the film in some loud, obnoxious way.