#1
In about 3 weeks there's gonna be this big dance thing (i guess it's kinda like prom) and I don't have a date yet. I don't exactly know that many girls and I'm in an all boys school. What are my options?
#2
How am i supposed to know?!?!?!

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#4
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Options:

1: Ask someone.
2: Don't ask someone.


3. don't go
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#5
dont go and save on cash?
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#6
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3. don't go

4. Ask a guy.
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#7
Internet dating?

There's a reason why I'm against 1 gender schools. You need those casual high school relationships to play around before getting into anything serious.
#8
Just go by yourself. Im sure most people will anyway.
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#9
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3. don't go


4. take another guy.

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#10
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4. Ask a guy.


lulz
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Why listen to it? That song is for emos, homos, and girls.

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#13
ask your mom :/
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#14
or an escort
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Why listen to it? That song is for emos, homos, and girls.

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And Def Leppard aren't cool. Hell, rabies and Robert Mugabe are cooler.



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#15
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#16
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just go with friends. hit on drunk chicks.


we're naturally bred to hit on drunk chicks. :P


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Why listen to it? That song is for emos, homos, and girls.

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And Def Leppard aren't cool. Hell, rabies and Robert Mugabe are cooler.



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#18
My date for the prom (who was also meant to be seeing me at the time) turned up late, then informed me that she had another boyfriend. I didn't mind. She was fat.
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#19
Are you asking a girl on UG bc thats what it sounds like good luck with that cuz remember there are no girls on the internet.
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Fap?

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#22
Craigslist!

1. go to casual encounters, and post an ad about wanting to give oral sex only
2. purchase cholroform and or knockout gas
3. receive email, and go to girls house
4. use gas/ cholorform rag or said girl
5. tie up, rape (optional)
6. keep in basement for three weeks making her pee/poo in a bucket
7. take her to dance!

Dont forget a picture to remember the occasion!
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#24
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Craigslist!

1. go to casual encounters, and post an ad about wanting to give oral sex only
2. purchase cholroform and or knockout gas
3. receive email, and go to girls house
4. use gas/ cholorform rag or said girl
5. tie up, rape (optional)
6. keep in basement for three weeks making her pee/poo in a bucket
7. take her to dance!
8.????
9. Profit?


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#25
Take your mum
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#26
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My date for the prom (who was also meant to be seeing me at the time) turned up late, then informed me that she had another boyfriend. I didn't mind. She was fat.



wow ,so you got dumped by a fat chick?

seriously for TS:, go out and meet some girls, approach them, have a chat, ask numbers, chat and go from there. keep it casual when you ask them to be your date
#28
bring guitar,
find girl,
impress girl,
dance with girl

its the only way
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#29
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wow ,so you got dumped by a fat chick?

seriously for TS:, go out and meet some girls, approach them, have a chat, ask numbers, chat and go from there. keep it casual when you ask them to be your date


Yup. Thank you. ....... I wasn't sure about her anyway. I had a great night, and I've met someone else, not fat.
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#30
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In about 3 weeks there's gonna be this big dance thing (i guess it's kinda like prom) and I don't have a date yet. I don't exactly know that many girls and I'm in an all boys school. What are my options?



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#31
My rates are £25 an hour, you pay for everything, including the dress, I'll bring my own hat.

Shaving is extra.

As is "hanky panky".
#32
Bring your cousin.

My friend goes to an all boys school and he said for their prom they got dates from their sister school which was all girls.
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#34
Definitely ask the Pit. That'll solve all your problems.
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