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#1
Not too long ago I just microwaved a pizza. It suggested to be cooked to like 3 or 4 minutes. I however did about 1:40. I tried a pepperoni and it wasn't quite hot, or too warm. I put it in longer.

I then checked the box and saw that it's not ready to eat.. but I did microwave it for a time, am I going to get some foodborne illness or f*cknig salmonella???

Edit: Lol.. I'm a dumbass.. problem solved and such..
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Last edited by md41 at Jul 23, 2008,
#3
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#6
nah just a pepperoni wont hurt you
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#12
No, microwaved pizzas are all precooked, you're just there to heat them up. God fookin' damn, how are you so stupid?
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#15
Yes you are going to get salmonella, aids, SARS, cancer, Hemophilia, schizophrenia, ammonia and your testicles are going to fall off.
#16
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No, microwaved pizzas are all precooked, you're just there to heat them up. God fookin' damn, how are you so stupid?

It just said on the god damn box that it needs to be cooked thoroughly
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#17
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No, microwaved pizzas are all precooked, you're just there to heat them up. God fookin' damn, how are you so stupid?


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#24
Quote by freddaahh
No, microwaved pizzas are all precooked, you're just there to heat them up. God fookin' damn, how are you so stupid?


yup ^^

you can eat all the stuff on a pizza uncooked easily

plus
samonella is only in poultry/ eggs
#25
no dude, your fine
not ready to eat means dont eat it frozen, because, belive it or not, some people try to do that.
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#26
some twat above thinks ammonia is a disease :P:

either way, your safe.

to be honest, microwave pizzas taste crap, buy oven bake ones in the future
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#28
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yup ^^

you can eat all the stuff on a pizza uncooked easily

plus
samonella is only in poultry/ eggs


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#29
you can eat all the stuff that's on pizza raw and be totally fine, so I guess you'll be fine.
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#30
All right, thanks. I totally lost my hunger from reading about it and worrying for the next 5 minutes..

As long as you all can prove I'm just a complete dumbass and I'll be fine, I'm all right.

Ok, ok...
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So I'm from the US.. is that... a problem..?
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#34
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Fixed.


Threadstarter's ignorance is of rather vast proportions.
I just thought I could get some kind of foodborne illness.. not salmonella..
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#38
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So I'm from the US.. is that... a problem..?


Doesn't really matter. You'll die from salmonella in a few days.

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