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#1
Alright, so we were finnishing up a song.
and i look out the garage window, and theres a MASSIVE like 4 ft x 6ft black dog .
and it jumps his fence and goes in the back yard
and we're trying to figure out what to do.
so i was told to keep and eye on it.
because my drummers dad came home.
i went to go tell him what happened.
and he kept the garage door open.
went to look into the backyard.
and it wasnnt there. so i just thought (NO IT IS NOT IN THE GARAGE)
so we turn around and theres a giant black dog running around in my drummers garage with all the vintage Fenders vibrokings and origonal rickenbackers.
and it just sits down and starts panting.
and than it starts running around the garage running throough my drummers electric kit.
so we were trying to figure what to do, and my drummers dad just started fllipping out, and i was trying so hard not to laugh.
and eventually we all had to pick up the massive dog.
and get him outside.
so as we speak, there is a massive black
dog stalking my drummers house.
#3
Should of kicked it.
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#4
What are you writing a poem? What's with the format?
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#12
Quote by DillusionSystem
Alright, so we were finnishing up a song.
and i look out the garage window, and theres a MASSIVE like 4 ft x 6ft black dog .
and it jumps his fence and goes in the back yard
and we're trying to figure out what to do.
so i was told to keep and eye on it.
because my drummers dad came home.
i went to go tell him what happened.
and he kept the garage door open.
went to look into the backyard.
and it wasnnt there. so i just thought (NO IT IS NOT IN THE GARAGE)
so we turn around and theres a giant black dog running around in my drummers garage with all the vintage Fenders vibrokings and origonal rickenbackers.
and it just sits down and starts panting.
and than it starts running around the garage running throough my drummers electric kit.
so we were trying to figure what to do, and my drummers dad just started fllipping out, and i was trying so hard not to laugh.
and eventually we all had to pick up the massive dog.
and get him outside.
so as we speak, there is a massive black
dog stalking my drummers house.



That's amazing. You don't see enough rectangular dogs these days.
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#13
Quote by DillusionSystem
Alright, so we were finnishing up a song.
and i look out the garage window, and theres a MASSIVE like 4 ft x 6ft black dog .
and it jumps his fence and goes in the back yard
and we're trying to figure out what to do.
so i was told to keep and eye on it.
because my drummers dad came home.
i went to go tell him what happened.
and he kept the garage door open.
went to look into the backyard.
and it wasnnt there. so i just thought (NO IT IS NOT IN THE GARAGE)
so we turn around and theres a giant black dog running around in my drummers garage with all the vintage Fenders vibrokings and origonal rickenbackers.
and it just sits down and starts painting.
and than it starts running around the garage running throough my drummers electric kit.
so we were trying to figure what to do, and my drummers dad just started fllipping out, and i was trying so hard not to laugh.
and eventually we all had to pick up the massive dog.
and get him outside.
so as we speak, there is a massive black
dog stalking my drummers house.

lol that's what I read, truely random indeed.
#14
MASSIVE like 4 ft x 6ft black dog
.... the dog is a rectangle!!!
you gonna get raped!!!!!!!


#15
Quote by HaKattack
That's amazing. You don't see enough rectangular dogs these days.


I lol'd so hard
#16
Quote by HaKattack
That's amazing. You don't see enough rectangular dogs these days.



How'd you guys pick up the dog? It didn't fight back?
#17
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.... the dog is a rectangle!!!



I already made that joke. Get a new one
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#19
It would have been cooler if every other line in your post rhymed. But I laughed anyway.
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#21
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How'd you guys pick up the dog? It didn't fight back?



It legit, just sat there, and didnt do anything as we picked it up
#22
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i failed...........sets self on fire........

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Wow.

This is deep
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Was the pun intended?
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#23
If it hasn't got a collar, keep it as a pet if your parents are cool with it. Having a massive black child eating dog would be great!! You could take it for walks in the park, walk into big gangs of chavs and simply shout 'SICK 'EM BOIIIIII' and it will tear their balls off...

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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


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#24
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That's amazing. You don't see enough rectangular dogs these days.



I lol'd!
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#25
Quote by andyd93
If it hasn't got a collar, keep it as a pet if your parents are cool with it. Having a massive black child eating dog would be great!! You could take it for walks in the park, walk into big gangs of chavs and simply shout 'SICK 'EM BOIIIIII' and it will tear their balls off...

Yeah, my imagination is lovely



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#26
burn it. thats an auto fail on the dogs part.
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#27
Quote by HaKattack
That's amazing. You don't see enough rectangular dogs these days.

I spit out my nectarine pit cause I laughed so much
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#28
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Weirdly enough, we were having a practice, and then went to Asda. A little fater we came back, we had a policeman at our door questioning us about a rape that happened in the field over the road whilst we were having practice.


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#29
Quote by HaKattack
That's amazing. You don't see enough rectangular dogs these days.


You win, funniest thing I've heard/read all day.
#30
my drummer broke his stick and it came back and stabbed him THRU the cheek. it came out inside his mouth.

...
#32
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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


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#33
Quote by andyd93
If it hasn't got a collar, keep it as a pet if your parents are cool with it. Having a massive black child eating dog would be great!! You could take it for walks in the park, walk into big gangs of chavs and simply shout 'SICK 'EM BOIIIIII' and it will tear their balls off...

Yeah, my imagination is lovely

That is the best idea to come out of the pit in a while. Do it. NAOW.
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#34
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He said Dog, not Dawg
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#35
Quote by Deliriumbassist
How does normal drummer behaviour give you a win?


i dont know.
ive never seen it before.
it was pretty random to me.
#36
Quote by andyd93
If it hasn't got a collar, keep it as a pet if your parents are cool with it. Having a massive black child eating dog would be great!! You could take it for walks in the park, walk into big gangs of chavs and simply shout 'SICK 'EM BOIIIIII' and it will tear their balls off...

Yeah, my imagination is lovely

id hate to be stuck in that cesspool of knowledge
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#37
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I think you mean an african-american dog...


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#38
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And you still haven't named one of your songs Black Dog?


+1 that was my first thought after I read his post.
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#39
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He said Dog, not Dawg

idk if you were serious about that or not, but that was funny
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