thats right...

create some uber superheros for the lolz

its time to make an epic thread

preferably with pikz for teh lolz
Fuc k you dude. He's awesome
Epiphone G-400
Yamaha Pacifica (Mod on hold due to procrastination)
Rocktron Banshee
Marshall 10CD

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I've never smoked before but it looks like fun.
assassin man, he's bald, always wears a black suit, red tie, white shirt ... unless he needs to go undercover

he has a barcode on the back of his neck and he carries these 2 silver pistols

this all sounds oddly familier
My Musical attempts

My youtube music channel

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Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
*looks at join date*

oh i get it now.
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Get a boner and slap your school doctor in the face with your penis.

It'll be funny.

Haiku by of friend of mine:
Fat guy play the bass
Get your jam on, get your jam
And peanut butter

Live Fast, Die Fun
Antman----- can lift 100x his body weight
Sigs Are For Pussies
Aviator Man!

He wears aviator shades, rides a Harley, and gets drunk.

He does not fight evil.
Like podcasts? Listen to these!

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inb4 search bar man lolololololol

Telekinesis Man. He's paraplegic with no arms or legs because of a horrible accident in which he saved multiple lives. However, he's gone delirious because of life after his injuries, and believes that everyone he saved was supposed to die, and is on a mission to kill the exact number of people, and the same kind of people. He has metallic limbs attached for arms and legs which he controls through telekinesis. They're extremely heavy and are made of very strong material but it's not a problem because he controls them with his mind. And he kills people with them horribly.

We're only strays.

Mushroom man! And he's aaaangryyy.
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"I like dark jazz like OPETH"
"you should listen to BETWEEN THE BURIED IN ME"
"that is not real jazz"
The Hero has arrived.

His sidekick even showed up.

I'm too lazy to create a background story, so someone else can.
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You know suicide is just as bad as killing yourself

Taco Man of the Jhonen Vasquez/Invader Zim Club. PM HolyWars90 to join
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The Hero has arrived.

His sidekick even showed up.

I'm too lazy to create a background story, so someone else can.

now THAT'S Funny.
Zygote Boy. His abilities are birth squeeze and kick, and is proficient in blocking all types of falcon punches.

He is trying to live up to his father's (Fetus Man's) legacy, after he was incapacitated when the notorious X and Y Chromosomes used their dreaded Downs Syndray to leave him as retarded as well, a fetus.

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Womanman. He is both. And thus has twice the chance of scoring tonight.


This reminds me of a 12 oz Mouse bit.

"Man power go."

Massive cookie to anyone who has also seen it.
We're only strays.
you know, I created one on a whim right now...Negro Man, he has the powers to raep you. here's his picture, with his catchphrase.

Fireman. Unlike his rival, The Human Torch, Fireman can't fly, shoot fire, or even avoid getting burnt to a crisp when he yells "Flame On!" He just kinda walks around, as the fire devours his body. Because of this, many people assume that Fireman is simply a regular person who's decided to self-immolate himself. They're partly right.